Things You'll never hear Yoda say

[Phoenyx]

THE FORCE, THE FORCE do you know where you can stick the force?"

Fear leeds to anger, anger leads to stress, stress leads to doobies, and doobies lead to twinkies.

Father of Kermit am I, yes

Luke, I am your father, I stuck it to your mother long before you were born.

Luke, after this movie your acting career is over, yes

When 900 years old you reach, get as many chicks you will not.

Yeah yeah. Force this

Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!

 

[islandman]

Spank my monkey, you must, Obe One.

 

[Shaq]

Herpes I think she had.

 

[Guest]

To boldly go where no force has gone before.

 

[RastaPope]

Upon lifting Luke's cruiser from the bog:

"Shit bitch, ain't no thang."

 

[Shiner]

The next round.....mine it is

 

[SpiceCake]

Go to the DarkSide, you nob!

 

[teddybear4play]

"I wouldn't care if she was my sister or not, I'd still want to 'Lei-a.'"

TB4p

 

[onewingedangel]

*kijanu pose* Whoa, I know kung foo

 

[Lost Cause]

How did your cock get so big with small feet such as these?