things you shouldn't say

Loradai

equal opportunity gal :)
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The way this games works is, Look at the group or person and pick one thing you should not say to them and then pick a new person or group for the next person. I will start

Things you should not say to a Minister.....
 
I poisoned your coffee you should be dead in 5 minutes.

Things you shouldn't say to your parents...
 
Give me a payrise right now or I'll tell management you sexually harassed me.

TYSS to your postman.

Thanks for delivering the new whip and tie-downs last week. The wife really enjoyed it, I think. Ask her yourself, if you want. She's in the basement.

TYSS to your significant other's best friend.
 
Thanks for delivering the new whip and tie-downs last week. The wife really enjoyed it, I think. Ask her yourself, if you want. She's in the basement.

TYSS to your significant other's best friend.

You want to join us for a threesome? He's always wanted your arse...


TYSS to your mother in law.
 
Thanks for delivering the new whip and tie-downs last week. The wife really enjoyed it, I think. Ask her yourself, if you want. She's in the basement.

TYSS to your significant other's best friend.
LOL this one actually made me laugh
I'll show you I can't get an erection!

Things you should not say to an electrician?
I seem to get an electrical short every time I see you. Can you check the wiring in my pants?

TYSS to your children.
 
Hunny, Have you seen mommies vibrator?

TYSS to your siblings...
 
what is the best way to practice a blowjob?


TYSS to the ER docter....
 
umm sorry about your seat, but I am sure a little elbow grease will be able to clean it.


TYSS to a cop..
 
TYSS to a texan?

(while staring at her ass) Wow, they do really make things bigger in Texas!

TYSS to your neighbor
 
we r going to get to ride in that airplane and see mickey mouse but my daddy had to go to the bathroom first

TYSS to all the strangers at the airport waiting area :rolleyes:
 
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