Things you rather be doing...

[mobleedzblue]

Pretty much anything that doesn't include a tv or internet.

I did that last weekend, got away to the woods and the cabin for a little break from everyday life and did a little hunting.

 

[mobleedzblue]

I could really go for a soak in a hot tub

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Not having a macabre fascination with the (by my count) 7 buzzards I see perched on various trees in the backyard area. I am staying at an AIRB&B in town that has a vast backyard. It's been fun watching the deer family of 6 walking through and resting here during the day.

Then we saw one of the deer had a broken leg. Over time, it became weaker and weaker. One day about 2 weeks ago, it simply laid down. We thought it died then. But a few hours later it hopped up and scampered off. Then, we "found it" in the remains of the swimming pool. The AB&B owner had dug out the pool a while back, but the pool hole remains. The deer fell in (apparently) and died there. We didn't know since it was not seen from our location until we went upstairs and looked out a bedroom window that overlooked the pool.

Buzzards had been circling - which caught our attention. Now, they have landed near it and are waiting patiently in trees. Lots of them.

I'd rather not be having such a visual reminder of "the circle of life."

 

[mobleedzblue]

Me too. Want to conserve water with me?

Anything to protect the environment

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'd rather be laying tangled up in bed with another person and a book.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Almost any naked, coupled activity

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Almost any naked, coupled activity

Naken bacon frying?

 

[FranklyFrank]

I'd rather be screwing....in a new light bulb.....that great one that is guaranteed to last ten years didn't make it four....now where's that receipt!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'd rather be screwing....in a new light bulb.....that great one that is guaranteed to last ten years didn't make it four....now where's that receipt!

How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.

 

[FranklyFrank]

How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.

But...I like it with the lights on!

 

[AmberLGreen]

How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.

And for all the dog lovers (this should cheer @cheekygirl75 up)

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
• Rottweiler: Make me.
• Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
• Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• Maltese: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
• Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.
• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
• Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
• Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
• Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs.

 

[ericalauren]

I'd love to be in a hot tub right now!

 

[cheekygirl75]

And for all the dog lovers (this should cheer @cheekygirl75 up)

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
• Rottweiler: Make me.
• Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
• Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• Maltese: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
• Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.
• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
• Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
• Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
• Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs.

The only one I have to correct is the hound dog, at least from my hound dog’s perspective: Sniff sniff sniff sniff… Arrooooo that smells like another
dog, are you cheating on me??

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I'd love to be in a hot tub right now!

Even though it's dark because everyone is standing around arguing about who will change the lightbulb?

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Playing with the puppy (and I do mean really just playing with the puppy, no hidden meaning)

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

You can train it to screw in a lightbulb. See above for instructions for your specific puppy model.

Then @ericalauren won't have to hot tub in the dark.

 

[ericalauren]

Playing with the puppy (and I do mean really just playing with the puppy, no hidden meaning)

Sweet! What kind of puppy?

 

[ReadyForMore22]

mutt

 

[Dave4play57]

Soaking in my hot tub with a glass of wine

 

[Lady2020]

Basking in the sun on a sunny, secluded beach.

 

[sixfoot4]

Basking in the sun on a sunny, secluded beach.

And as you'll know, if you're prepared to walk, many beaches have that seclusion say 20 minutes from access to the car park.

 

[Dave4play57]

Diving in Roatan

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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[mnbreastluver]

Sitting in a hot tub.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Actually learning this on the job. Much easier!