things you never hear people say

[Guest]

"I have way too much money"

"my wife wants to try anal sex. Thats disgusting"

"Bea Arthur should pose nude for Playboy"

"I met my husband at the gynecology office"

"Paulie Shore deserves an Oscar"

"Real men listen to Billy Ocean and drink fuzzy navels"

 

[Liontamr]

"Paulie Shore deserves an Oscar"

Are you trying to say he doesn't?!

 

[honeylick]

"Real men listen to Billy Ocean and drink fuzzy navels"

mmmm so sexxxy.

 

[Guest]

oh no, never!

"that Billy Bob, he must be a MENSA member"

"I never knew Larry Flynt was such a great swimmer"

"sex again? we had sex an hour ago babe"

"Elvis who?"

 

[teddybear4play]

"Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."


And I happen to like fuzzy navels, thank you very much. When I was in Vegas, I had about 12 of them in an hour en route to finishing about $100 up at the craps table.

I thought the waitress was hot, and she liked my tips.

TB4p

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Frimost, you're the coolest guy on Lit"

 

[Angel]

"I want a Hanns/Patryn sandwich"

 

[Azwed]

"I want a Hanns/Patryn sandwich"

Only if there if there is a package of C-4 in the middle.

 

[Angel]

"Gosh that George W. guy is a real hottie"

 

[Angel]

Only if there if there is a package of C-4 in the middle.

Hi Az, how ya doin?

 

[Azwed]

Hi Az, how ya doin?

Insomniatic.

I really should go to sleep but just am not tired yet.

 

[Xander]

"Gosh that George W. guy is a real hottie"

*Spitting MD all over his keyboard*

OMFG Angel...will you stop doing that when I am drinking a cold beverage!!! LOL

 

[Angel]

*Spitting MD all over his keyboard*

OMFG Angel...will you stop doing that when I am drinking a cold beverage!!! LOL

Okay, let me know when you have a hot beverage then.

 

[Xander]

Okay, let me know when you have a hot beverage then.

Thank God for the time zones...You'll never catch me with my hot morning Java

 

[Angel]

Thank God for the time zones...You'll never catch me with my hot morning Java

I'll have to wake up early tomorrow then.

 

[Azwed]

"Gosh that George W. guy is a real hottie"

My mom says he is a cutie.

I usually reply with, "ughhh yuck" and/or "weren't you and Laura friends and like brownie baking buddies? Thats just wrong."



My mom is also on lots of medication so I am using that as an excuse.

 

[Xander]

I'll have to wake up early tomorrow then.

Huh?? Just to make me spit hot coffee all over myself?? Am I really worth the aggrevation of an early rise, for that Angel?? Hmm

 

[Monazwx]

"Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."


TB4p

Took the words right outta my mouth.

 

[Angel]

My mom says he is a cutie.

I usually reply with, "ughhh yuck" and/or "weren't you and Laura friends and like brownie baking buddies? Thats just wrong."



My mom is also on lots of medication so I am using that as an excuse.

Poor mom , maybe she needs glasses?

 

[Angel]

Huh?? Just to make me spit hot coffee all over myself?? Am I really worth the aggrevation of an early rise, for that Angel?? Hmm

Yes, and if you buy it at McDonald's you can make sure to spit it on yourself so you can SUE and share the loot with me. Make sure you rub off the "CAUTION CONTENTS ARE HOT" off the cup first. Thanks.

 

[Liontamr]

"You got me a gift just to say I Love You?!? Don't you think you could have just told me and left it at that??"

 

[Angel]

Back On Topic

"God I wish they took more taxes out of my Paycheck"

"I don't think they charge enough ATM fees at my bank"

 

[Azwed]

Poor mom , maybe she needs glasses?

She has those, Bi-Focals even, I think she just has a thing for dorky looking guys with big ears. She did marry my dad at one point.

 

[Angel]

She has those Bi-Focals even I think she just has a thing for dorky looking guys with big ears. She did marry my dad at one point.

Yeah well I bet your dad doesn't closely resemble every chimpanzee picture on google.

 

[Xander]

Yes, and if you buy it at McDonald's you can make sure to spit it on yourself so you can SUE and share the loot with me. Make sure you rub off the "CAUTION CONTENTS ARE HOT" off the cup first. Thanks.

Me buy Processed second degree coffee!!??!! Are you insane? LOL well okay with the loot in sight...well maybe yeah ...hmmm okay....But you only get 40% because I will ahve to drink that (No offence to those who for some reason LIKES McD coffee) Cats Piss!