Things to get PO'd about... (a bitching post)

[zydrate]

When some random idiot sends me a message via messenger saying
"hey u want 2 talk"

My response: Yeah, sure, I'll talk. Once you learn how to spell properly, use punctuation AND proper grammar, I'll talk to you all day long.

Until then, IGNORE

So why is my yahoo ID listed on Lit? Because there are some people that surprise the hell out of me when they send me a message. It's not all about sex and such, about 3 out of 5 can get me talking to the point that *I* want more and more and more....

 

[sallythescorpian]

Zy, I sympathise totally!!

I get about four a day that range from
u wanna nasty chat???

to

wanna watch me cum. My yahoo is hopefulfool@yahoo.com or 20inchmonster@yahoo.com (I made those up BTW)

I removed my yahoo Id for that very reason, and even now never appear as though I'm on line, as I immediately get bombared by assholes of old, with the chat/cam scenario!!!

I always try to be polite and say "thanks but no thanks, try the personals" but there are some total retards out there who think they can pester you into changing your mind!!!

But worse than that, I had several disturbing experiences, ranging from guys who I am pretty certain were underage, to sickos wanting me to rp a rape scene. That, I had no problem with, but then it was followed up with "you play my 12 yo neice!!" I felt ill for weeks!

 

[Ahren]

I never get any inappropriate messages from ladies. It's not fair.

 

[Commendatore]

I never get any inappropriate messages from ladies. It's not fair.

I do

Guess I can't bitch about that.

 

[FuckFantasy]

I never get any inappropriate messages from ladies. It's not fair.

Ask, and you shall receive...

 

[Commendatore]

FF, the animated gif in your sig goes great with "Busy Child" by the Crystal Method. It's like a little music video.

 

[fuckmeat]

When I first joined lit I put my YIM in my profile, didn't think not to. I regretted that one. Every time I thought I'd stopped paying for that mistake some weirdo would pop up trying to chat with me. It might have been the same weirdo a squillion times for all the originality of thought they were collectively capable of.

Fuckwit: fuckmeat huh, cool name.

fuckmeat: thanks.

Fuckwit: kneel and worship my cock then bitch

Whereupon I either enjoy a little moronbaiting or just click 'Ignore.' If I'm bored or drunk enough to string them along for a few minutes I always find myself acting like an indulgent mother.

Fuckwit: I'm 25, 6ft 4 and ripped with dark hair, blue eyes and a 10in cock.

fuckmeat: Of course you are poppet.

Fortunately I have since changed my YIM so I don't have the pleasure any more. I've put something like 'ask me' in the YIM section of my profile, just so people know I've got one.

 

[ultimatefntsy]

But worse than that, I had several disturbing experiences, ranging from guys who I am pretty certain were underage, to sickos wanting me to rp a rape scene. That, I had no problem with, but then it was followed up with "you play my 12 yo neice!!" I felt ill for weeks!

The worst for me was a guy that I actually had a nice chat with and then he asked me to cyber with him, to pretend I was his daughter, while his actual daughter was walking around the floor above him! Holy yikes! I mean I am not ashamed of my own daddy fetish (has nothing to do with incest, just power and control) but that was way to close to reality!

 

[Britwitch]

I get a lot of random and, frankly, bizarre pm's stemming from my pic thread...
A fair few 'you enjoy watching guys stroke on cam?' or 'ur hot, wanna cam?'

sighs and rolls eyes

To give them their due, the more imaginative ones do tend to try and hook me with a vague element of playful banter...'do you fuck a broomstick then?' was one highlight

I list my YM too and am usually 'invisible' as a result...if I've chatted to you, chances are you're in the 'special' group that gets to see me...otherwise, neeeever gonna happen mate!

 

[Alana_]

''blush''

The word blush used instead of a smilie in a text conversation, and even that " " thing I hate. Sorry...Ok I'm not..but I am.

 

[Alana_]

I never get any inappropriate messages from ladies. It's not fair.

Ahren....as an older woman to your younger virile self , I would like to fuck you until you cry, and make your cock hurt....Then I'd make you plead for air , as I smother you with my breasts, and ride you slowly...get you hard again.., before I suck you dry afterwards.

Is that ok sugar?



Somehow, I just don't cut it as a rampant coogar. ..Sorry sweetie. x

 

[FuckFantasy]

FF, the animated gif in your sig goes great with "Busy Child" by the Crystal Method. It's like a little music video.

Something to Youtube I guess

 

[FuckFantasy]

''blush''

The word blush used instead of a smilie in a text conversation, and even that " " thing I hate. Sorry...Ok I'm not..but I am.

THANK YOU! I am so with you.

 

[FuckFantasy]

So I am not going to bitch about filthy, blandly written PMs because I find that shit HI-LAR-I-OUS. Hilarious. Some of them are so, so bad, they kill me!

What I'm here to bitch about is FAMILY. On Thanksgiving, of all days! Timely fucking post, amirite?

With five glasses of wine in me, I will proudly say without a filter that my family is a fucking JOKE and I could not be happier to be moving in nine months. THANK. GOD. Au revoir, mes amies, je ne suis pas une DOORMAT any longer!

I see with SO. MUCH. CLARITY. that I am not the problem! Today has been uplifting, honestly, aside from some tears. I don't need to work harder to be a killer student and a good looking woman for my father to be proud of me. (And, oh, fuck me, I look like every slut with father issues, but that couldn't be further from the truth.) I'm amazing. I'm doing fine. My only issue is t hat I have been conditioned to believe everything is my fault.

Fuck. That. Noise.

He is unhappy and his own abusive father's clone, except with more pussy added in for emphasis. My brothers are on their way to being royally fucked up. Let's all hope to God my mom can fix them in a hurry. But guess what? IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!

I sound riled up and this is a bitching post. I AM mad. I'm mad that there's no such thing as a normal, happy holiday in my household. (Well I'm at my crotchety, racist grandparents' house but my point stands.) I'm mad that my father silently fumes at me for a week and picks dinner to explain why he's angry.

But for once I don't care. I'm over it.

I would also like to add in an unrelated note that someone irritating tried to kiss me yesterday and I'M STILL GAGGING. WTF, did I ASK for you to put your hairlip in such close proximity to my face? No. NO!

 

[Miss Sixxy]

So I am not going to bitch about filthy, blandly written PMs because I find that shit HI-LAR-I-OUS. Hilarious. Some of them are so, so bad, they kill me!

What I'm here to bitch about is FAMILY. On Thanksgiving, of all days! Timely fucking post, amirite?

With five glasses of wine in me, I will proudly say without a filter that my family is a fucking JOKE and I could not be happier to be moving in nine months. THANK. GOD. Au revoir, mes amies, je ne sais pas une DOORMAT any longer!

I see with SO. MUCH. CLARITY. that I am not the problem! Today has been uplifting, honestly, aside from some tears. I don't need to work harder to be a killer student and a good looking woman for my father to be proud of me. (And, oh, fuck me, I look like every slut with father issues, but that couldn't be further from the truth.) I'm amazing. I'm doing fine. My only issue is t hat I have been conditioned to believe everything is my fault.

Fuck. That. Noise.

He is unhappy and his own abusive father's clone, except with more pussy added in for emphasis. My brothers are on their way to being royally fucked up. Let's all hope to God my mom can fix them in a hurry. But guess what? IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!

I sound riled up and this is a bitching post. I AM mad. I'm mad that there's no such thing as a normal, happy holiday in my household. (Well I'm at my crotchety, racist grandparents' house but my point stands.) I'm mad that my father silently fumes at me for a week and picks dinner to explain why he's angry.

But for once I don't care. I'm over it. Hasta la vista, baby.

that sounds like it felt amazing, FF.

raises wine glass

Cheers to you!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I'm pissed off at myself for being needy, and then more pissed off at myself for being pissed off at myself for being needy because everyone is, sometimes, and it bothers me that I can't accept that in myself

 

[Ausus_girl13]

FF- I just wanted to say.. I feel your pain chica. Completely. Hang in there hotness.

 

[Commendatore]

Based on the comments in this thread, I think I'll do a humor SRP called "wanna cam?". Make all the classic overstatements (my dick is 27 feet long, I can make you cum with my mind, I can achieve an erection in front of a girl IRL, not just over the internet, etc.) Then the cowriter can tell the character to fuck off in some cathartic and hilarious fashion.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Based on the comments in this thread, I think I'll do a humor SRP called "wanna cam?". Make all the classic overstatements (my dick is 27 feet long, I can make you cum with my mind, I can achieve an erection in front of a girl IRL, not just over the internet, etc.) Then the cowriter can tell the character to fuck off in some cathartic and hilarious fashion.

FYI..... that isn't as wildly exaggerated as you might think. Clearly, for a number of guys here, at least, they either think women are as dense as rocks, or they are thinking only with their little head!

The smallest... shall we say ..spec that I've received is a guy telling me (in loving minute detail!) that he's 8.5" (all the rest went for bigger!!) Now, we all know that the average size as per all the surveys (and one can assume that guys who were smaller than the average didn't volunteer to be measured) is 6". Therefore can we assume that there is an direct relationship between cock size and IQ. It seems to me, the bigger the dick, the bigger the dickhead!! But of course, that makes perfect sense!!

 

[Nina327]

Yeah. Yeah. Family.

I love mine but... realising that I'm probably the most sane and stable in my family. Ha ha. Imagine that!

 

[Debbie920]

if he's happy to send it to random people then why would he care if it's in a forum.

 

[Nina327]

copying PM's and email info is agianst Lit rules... you could be deleted for it.

 

[Britwitch]

if he's happy to send it to random people then why would he care if it's in a forum.

Just a little odd that you complained about him not being courteous or respectful and then you do that...there's a phrase about a pot and a kettle that comes to mind...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I hate it when guys know I'm gay and still think that they can seduce me

 

[zydrate]

I hate it when guys know I'm gay and still think that they can seduce me

I need to work on my seducing skills....