Things to do after you die
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elsol
I'm still sleeepy!
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My very first conception of heaven... was the biggest library EVER with every book that had ever been written or would ever be written (even by aliens and stuff).
And the BEST chinese take out was across the street and the angel librarians didn't mind if I ate in the library.
So I'll be doing a LOT of reading.
Sincerely,
ElSol
And the BEST chinese take out was across the street and the angel librarians didn't mind if I ate in the library.
So I'll be doing a LOT of reading.
Sincerely,
ElSol
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-feed worms
-watch neighbours fuck
-reincarnate as dung beetle
-cheat at backgammon
-watch neighbours fuck
-reincarnate as dung beetle
-cheat at backgammon
Shock Chick
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Decompose
Selena_Kitt
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Finally know all the damned answers! 
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Make sure that Charley gets my porn video collection and Abs the pink panties.
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I'm going to kick God's ass. For reasons I've bitched about often.
lucky-E-leven
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I imagine I'll go to hell and join the 69th chapter of the Lava Lake Lesbos Guild.
I'm pretty sure there are no functions on Wednesday afternoon, so if you need a backgammon opponent ...
I'm pretty sure there are no functions on Wednesday afternoon, so if you need a backgammon opponent ...
Selena_Kitt
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you'd think, at first, it would be the last thing you'd want to do..
but the more I imagine hours and hours of uninterrupted sleep... the more it actually does sound like heaven!
Salvor-Hardon
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I've left instructions in my will I am to be cremated, my ashes put into a large model rocket, and it is to be launched by dear friends. I have a bottle of Maker's Mark Bourbon sealed with my signature they are to open and drink when I am gone. I plan to watchthose proceedings with an ethereal smile then go see what mischief I can get into from there.
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I've made pacts with several people regarding future lifetimes and meeting up.
Hopefully between lives get the chance to negotiate which gender I'm going to be. I'll argue as if it mattered, but I don't think so. I'll be fine either way.
I have a list!
Hopefully between lives get the chance to negotiate which gender I'm going to be. I'll argue as if it mattered, but I don't think so. I'll be fine either way.
I have a list!
R. Richard
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I've left instructions in my will that I am to be cremated and my ashes thrown in the face of the desk personnel at the nearest IRS office. TAKE THAT!!!
Salvor-Hardon
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shereads said:
My original wishes were for a real viking funeral, and to have the boat pushed out on Lake hartwell in North Georgia then shot with flaming arrows. Then I found out thats illegal. Damn EPA.
This way, if I contract some lingering ill ness that takes a while to kill me, I can build my own rocket and make it a means to coming to terms with my death.
If I die like I suppose I will, some large and wildly unusual object (think elephant, safe, piano) falling on me, then my friends have to build the rocket.
I wonder if Famke Jensen has a masseur?
SEVERUSMAX
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Haunt everyone and anyone I wish....not to mention scare the shit out of everyone who has ever done me wrong.
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