Things that piss you off?

[Eilan]

I read a few days ago that the biggest sex organ is the skin. I didn't know skin is considered an organ though.

Well, yeah, but without the brain, the skin's useless. Perhaps I should change my title to The Most Important Sex Organ. Probably wouldn't fit, though.

 

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[Eilan]

I didn't say it was right. I just said I read it.

It doesn't really matter to me. I prefer using my tongue (or is it tonge?)

It's tounge, silly.

 

[EJFan]

It's tounge, silly.

i was gonna say something to him, but i'm hardly a walking dictonary. sorta figured it was "tounge" though.

 

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[EJFan]

what's a dictonary?

it's an enormously heavy book filled with definitions.

 

[pleasteasme]

what's a dictonary?

A conary bird with a huge dic.

 

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[Quoll]

The word tongue always held a slight erotic meaning to me, but after reading this definition I'm kind of going off it a bit.

Noun : tongue
A mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity.

Oooh yeah baaby

 

[Eilan]

Noun : tongue
A mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity.

*fans self*



Maybe a tounge is a lounge for tongues?

 

[Quoll]

*fans self*



Maybe a tounge is a lounge for tongues?

after trying four times to post this what pisses me off is this @#$%$#@ing computer

Well waddya know it finally worked, shit it's not that funny, not for the amount of time it toook to post it.

 

[SlickTony]

This/these troll/s who keeps starting this thread that has a racist link. I believe that our mod takes it down as soon as it comes up, but when I go back to it to see what was said, I get a message that I am not authorized to access the thread, as if it was something terrible that I was doing. I mean, why not provide a message that the thread is no longer available?

 

[Bandit58]

WPMO.......I have the worst outbreak of cold sores I've ever had I'm prone to get one or two around my mouth every few months, but after I recovered from the bout of bad cold/flu I had last weekend I woke up on Tuesday morning to find my top lip and nose all red and painful. Another has since appeared on my lower lip.

I went to the doctor yesterday and got some antibiotic cream to use in conjunction with the Zovirax I was using. It's not as painful today but looks f%&king terrible

 

[EJFan]

This/these troll/s who keeps starting this thread that has a racist link.

you can say that again... and again, and again, and again...

you'd think they'd get tired of posting it over and over.

 

[EJFan]

i have a wee bit of a headache... this is becoming a regular thing... i think i need glasses.

does anyone know what it feels like to be on the verge of needing glasses? i sometimes feel like i'm not focusing voluntarily but i can't really describe the sensation. all i know is that the more time i spend reading and the more time i'm in front of the computer, the worse it is... but it's not every day that i get this feeling that i'm thinking might be eye strain.

any ideas?

 

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[EJFan]

or, you can try Dr. Scalywag's eye self test. just stand back 10 feet and read the lowest line you can:

W C T P D X
P U S S Y
C O C K
S E X
Z W
​

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

 

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[EJFan]

did you notice I made the pussy bigger than the cock?

if this is to illustrate degree of importance, i'm all for it... other than that, it's never a good idea to have a pussy that's bigger than a cock.

*end eyejack*

clever! you're quite witty today wag.

 

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[EJFan]

extreme lack of motivation

this must be what they meant when they said "dutch ELM disease."

 

[bobsgirl]

Speaking of lack of motivation...

I am so tempted to take a nap right now.

 

[EJFan]

Speaking of lack of motivation...

I am so tempted to take a nap right now.

i'm right behind you BG... i've been taking a nap about 4 times a week lately. it feels good but i get such guilt from doing it.