Things that piss you off?

[EJFan]

Usually they occur mid-poop, if it wasn't already happening it would give me the shits.

this is actually why i got my first cordless phone. i wonder how many people knew they were talkin' to me while i was in the can.

of course, nowadays i just wear depends... combine that with a cordless phone and i can shit and talk at the same time anywhere i damn well please. it's amazing! i thought the portability of the cordless phone was fantastic... but add the portability of this wearable lavatory and it's paradise i tell ya.

 

[Eilan]

WPMO. . .

When people with REAL reading comprehension problems misinterpret the fuck out of my posts.

Stupid fucking idiots.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

this is actually why i got my first cordless phone. i wonder how many people knew they were talkin' to me while i was in the can.

of course, nowadays i just wear depends... combine that with a cordless phone and i can shit and talk at the same time anywhere i damn well please. it's amazing! i thought the portability of the cordless phone was fantastic... but add the portability of this wearable lavatory and it's paradise i tell ya.

major ewwwwwwwww glad I am not near you.............

 

[Munachi]

don't really know... just felt kind of crap all day...

 

[Amonara]

Feeling this way.

 

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[pleasteasme]

My co-workers piss me off like you cannot believe...all three of them on different levels.

Is it a coincidence that they are all men?

 

[Quoll]

eople who call themselves a friend and then shit all over that friendship for some cheap pointscoring,lowest of the low.( Not for me but for one that is a friend)

 

[pleasteasme]

eople who call themselves a friend and then shit all over that friendship for some cheap pointscoring,lowest of the low.( Not for me but for one that is a friend)

Definately!

Fairweather friends are hideous too. So are the ones that lean on you when they need you but don't reciprocate. Those tend not to stay in the "friend" category for long.

 

[pleasteasme]

I do some really good thinking right before sleep and that lucid state before really being "awake." The shitty thing is that I can never reconstruct those thoughts when I try to put them on paper. This one was going to be good too!

 

[pleasteasme]

My internal clock. I would enjoy sleeping at least until a few minutes before I HAVE to get up. This morning....up at 4:30, could have slept until at least 6.


When is the time change again????

 

[Belle_Ringer]

...don't wake me up in the middle of the night to "talk" about "our relationship"! I want sleep way more at that time then I want your happiness....GRRRRR!!!

 

[phoenix1224]

Being offered only 1/5 the amount I paid for a ring just six months ago ($550 for a ring I paid $2,750 for? WTF? I never even gave it to anyone).

The jeweler refered me to two other jewelers that he thinks may offer better but, if I don't get a decent offer, I'm off to Ebay.

 

[bobsgirl]

Being woken up by pain. By the time the Advil kicks in, I'm wide awake.

 

[Sprinkles22]

WPMO? I went to the store to buy a Coke; I was having withdrawals. Hmm, I thought. Should I get a 20 oz. bottle for $1.19 or go for the gold and get the 1 liter bottle for $1.39? I grabbed the 1 liter and on my way to the register I noticed the 2 liter bottles for ... ta da .... $1.19! WTF????

20oz and 2 liter for the same price .... AND ..... for half the product, I can buy a 1 liter for 20 cents more than the 2 liter?

The laws of Supply and Demand at their best. Consumers will pay more for the convenience of less product. I really need to increase my stock holdings in Coca-Cola ... they're making a killing!!!

 

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[bobsgirl]

someone finished off the fluff without telling anyone.

I know who you are.

sorry, but I don't have any to offer you. I finished mine the other day.

 

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[midwestyankee]

sorry, but I don't have any to offer you. I finished mine the other day.

it's becoming an epidemic

 

[Lady Reiha]

I hate when people give you snotty looks for no reason!

 

[Bandit58]

*sniff sniff cough splutter sneeze*
bloody head colds

I haven't had a cold for months. I'd forgotten what one feels like. But I remember now

 

[SweetErika]

*sniff sniff cough splutter sneeze*
bloody head colds

I haven't had a cold for months. I'd forgotten what one feels like. But I remember now

Ugh...I was just getting over a really bad one when the allergies hit. Lotsa Vitamin C, Zinc lozenges, and Elderberry extract is quite effective as well. I hope you can curtail it and feel better soon, Bandit!

 

[bobsgirl]

Ugh...I was just getting over a really bad one when the allergies hit. Lotsa Vitamin C, Zinc lozenges, and Elderberry extract is quite effective as well. I hope you can curtail it and feel better soon, Bandit!

And if all else fails, some nice hot chicken soup.

Hope you ladies feel better soon.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

it costs a lot to get drunk when you go out here.

 

[Munachi]

stupid hangover. stupid me for drinking. stupid.