Things that piss you off?

[EJFan]

a few months ago one of my neighbors got one o' those little "yippie" dogs. he actually doesn't make a lot of noise but when he does it's that annoying "yip, yip... yip, yip" shit.

in any case... what really pisses me off is that they used to let him out loose (houses are really close together here and no fences). he nearly got run over a few times (the convergence of stupid pet owners with stupid drivers) and i suppose they were warned by the community manager so now they chain him to their front steps... which i'm sure is also against community rules... and he fucking yips at everybody.

why do dumb ass people get pets?

 

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[EJFan]

in order to bring some intelligence into their household.

LOL!

i think you may be onto something here buddy!

 

[bobsgirl]

I just gathered up all the old magazines and catalogs around here, and made the foolish mistake of trying to carry the whole stack at once to the recycling bin.

You guessed it. It was too heavy for me and they all fell out of my arms. One by one by one.

I felt like I was on America's Funniest Home Videos. Shit.

 

[EJFan]

I just gathered up all the old magazines and catalogs around here, and made the foolish mistake of trying to carry the whole stack at once to the recycling bin.

You guessed it. It was too heavy for me and they all fell out of my arms. One by one by one.

I felt like I was on America's Funniest Home Videos. Shit.

so do i... every time i make a home video of me having sex.

just for the record... the last time this happened i used a betamax tape.

 

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[phoenix1224]

My damn DSL was down for two days.

 

[bobsgirl]

Waking up already hurting. This is not a good day.

 

[EJFan]

sometimes we have to go looking for the good in each day... but waking up, in whatever manner, is always a good start.

(((((BG)))))

 

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[flamesofdesire]

a few months ago one of my neighbors got one o' those little "yippie" dogs. he actually doesn't make a lot of noise but when he does it's that annoying "yip, yip... yip, yip" shit.

in any case... what really pisses me off is that they used to let him out loose (houses are really close together here and no fences). he nearly got run over a few times (the convergence of stupid pet owners with stupid drivers) and i suppose they were warned by the community manager so now they chain him to their front steps... which i'm sure is also against community rules... and he fucking yips at everybody.

why do dumb ass people get pets?

I also have houses close on each side, and there are 2 of those little yappy things on one side and another on the other side ! Talk about alot of yippin !
I have a black lab and he just sits there and stares at them. It's like he's thinking "well, they smell like dogs but....

Dumb ass people get dumb pets.

 

[EJFan]

what is it that's in a woman's genetic material that makes her feel like shit when she's not being spoken to? i mean, jesus christ... "don't you have anything to tell me?"... "can't you say something?"... "isn't there anything new?"

damn but that shit's annoying. can't life go on with some degree of inner peace for women like this WITHOUT being spoken to??? is hearing people talk THAT fucking spiritual?

 

[bobsgirl]

what is it that's in a woman's genetic material that makes her feel like shit when she's not being spoken to? i mean, jesus christ... "don't you have anything to tell me?"... "can't you say something?"... "isn't there anything new?"

damn but that shit's annoying. can't life go on with some degree of inner peace for women like this WITHOUT being spoken to??? is hearing people talk THAT fucking spiritual?

This makes me laugh. It reminds me of the fifth degree MrB gets whenever he calls his mom. She wants to know EVERYTHING in excrutiating detail.

I mentioned once he should tell her we had anal sex for the first time. That'd shut her up.

 

[bobsgirl]

sometimes we have to go looking for the good in each day... but waking up, in whatever manner, is always a good start.

(((((BG)))))

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Thanks, guys. Got up, cruised around Lit for a while, and things are looking up.

 

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[Eilan]

is hearing people talk THAT fucking spiritual?

It is when I'm talking.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

what is it that's in a woman's genetic material that makes her feel like shit when she's not being spoken to? i mean, jesus christ... "don't you have anything to tell me?"... "can't you say something?"... "isn't there anything new?"

damn but that shit's annoying. can't life go on with some degree of inner peace for women like this WITHOUT being spoken to??? is hearing people talk THAT fucking spiritual?

You know - it is all about us.....always has been and always will be. You just have to deal with it.

 

[Eilan]

You know - it is all about us.....always has been and always will be. You just have to deal with it.

I wasn't gonna say it, but you're right. Of course.

 

[sassy_girl1963]

I wasn't gonna say it, but you're right. Of course.

Thank you - glad to know I am right about one thing....tee hee

 

[Sprinkles22]

being ignored

 

[Quoll]

EJ, will you please change that fuckin' av? It makes me sick to my stomach every time I see it.

Aww come on big guy, just suck it up.

 

[Quoll]

This is so funny!!!


Whenever I call my mother, I say Hi, then listen for a half an hour, offering the occasional hmmmm, wow, or uh huh comment, until the conversation gets so far off track she's talking about someone-that-I-don't-know's bowel movement problems. I sometimes wonder if she breathes at all during these calls.

I swear I could put the phone down, come back ten minutes later and she wouldn't have known I was gone. And I don't know what's worse, that, or the part that I missed wouldn't have been relevant to me anyway.

But I call her anyway. At least now I know where I get it from.

We have an ad on here that is based on exactly that scenario, the daughter in law places the phone next to their pet cockatoo, C: "Oooh I know" M in law:"blah blah" C:"I know I know".

 

[Quoll]

Why are people so damned intent on getting their point across that they refuse to comprehend the facts, all the advice in the world is useless after the fact.
REALLY PISSED.