Things that piss you off?
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people who dissapprove of age gaps in relationships. i dont care if im still a teen, I know he's not married because I can call him and he doesnt mind and I have his home address.
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EJFan said:
And here I was complaining about one lone housefly that's buzzing around in here.
One summer, when I was about 11, there was a wasp nest under our front porch. I remember my sister spraying Raid under the steps. Of course, the wasps poured out of their nest, and we'd whack 'em with croquet mallets as they came out.
Amazing that we never got stung.
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We have problems with bees that bore into out house (we have a log home), and last summer my hubby and I were whacking them with badminton rackets.bobsgirl said:One summer, when I was about 11, there was a wasp nest under our front porch. I remember my sister spraying Raid under the steps. Of course, the wasps poured out of their nest, and we'd whack 'em with croquet mallets as they came out.
I've started seeing the little fuckers again this spring, but we'll have the last laugh. As soon as he's finished with our upstairs remodeling project, my hubby's going to start staining and re-chinking the house. The smell of the stain will keep them away from our house for at least two years.
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EJFan said:
Trust me EJ - you must raise your rates - the demand for your insect rance is way high - you must increase your average daily revenue to make up for the slow time! You can trust me - I work in the Online Marketing of Hotel rooms.........
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OH! you make an excellent point!sassy_girl1963 said:
i think that raising rates might also help to keep out the riff-raff, like roaches and silverfish. so far those particular pests are heeding the no vacancy sign but i think a rate hike might help to deter any that might opt to believe otherwise. don't you?
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ya know something, you conceited, judgmental, narrow-minded, elitist cunt? you might be a great catholic (in your own mind) but i'd much rather be a great person than a douche bag... and if your husband wasn't one of the finest men i ever knew i'd make it perfectly clear to your face what i think of you, you fuck.
how dare you pass judgment on me! i hope your gall bladder explodes while you're on the table!
how dare you pass judgment on me! i hope your gall bladder explodes while you're on the table!
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Scalywag said:
You mean like a pimp motel Scaly?
Hmmmm I've never picture EJ in a pimp outfit before...............and with that av he has up..........boggles the mind.
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EJFan said:
OH NO We've given you an idea have we?
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Just about everything about today, that's all:
That is the trouble with having sex the first thing in the morning. The rest of your day is necessarily going to go downhill. But I didn't expect it to go this far downhill, this fast.
- I had an appointment with my chiropractor, and this morning his office called to cancel the appointment because he had an out -of-town family emergency, so I'll have to put up with my pinched nerve all weekend.
- The trolley I caught this afternoon turned out to be the worst ever. Instead of a regular trolley, it was a bus, and it had a high-pitched beeper that went off CONTINUOUSLY.
- When I arrived at my car, I couldn't find my keys. Usually when I get out of my car in the morning, I hook my keys onto a c-ring attached to my purse, and this morning I must not have, cause they weren't there...I dug all thru my purse and couldn't find them. Had to call my husband and get him to bring me out the spare.
- We're expecting a stock sale check in the mail and it keeps not arriving.
- Oh, and those keys? Not only did they include the car key (plus the one to the other car) the 2 house keys, and the mailbox keys, but also the keys to my new lock on my locker at the Y, and now in addition to getting new keys struck if the things don't turn up, I will have to replace the lock, and cut the old one off with a hacksaw. Another thing: not only have I lost my keys, I've lost my Gallon Donor key fob from the Florida George Blood Alliance. It's probably something they don't replace, you have to donate another gallon to get one, and I won't be able to do that for nearly a year. I got a tattoo last month.
- The regular security guard, dear old Mr. W------s, wasn't there--when I went up to the trolley station to ask if anyone had turned in a bunch of keys, there was this young guy who looked like a slug, and appeared to have brains to match.
- Both my arms hurt, because of that pinched nerve. The skin on my left arm, on the inside of the elbow, is numb.
That is the trouble with having sex the first thing in the morning. The rest of your day is necessarily going to go downhill. But I didn't expect it to go this far downhill, this fast.
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Well, darn, if I'd known you didn't want me to come, I wouldn't have askedquoll said:I get a few days off, and now we have visitors coming, that really PISSES me off.
Ok .. back to reality ...
WPMO? Cartoon Network ... I am SO sick of Sponge Bob and Billy & Mandy!!!
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Sorry I should have clarified, it's worse than visitors, it's relatives, from her side, (not that mine are any less annoying).Sprinkles22 said:Well, darn, if I'd known you didn't want me to come, I wouldn't have asked
Ok .. back to reality ...
WPMO? Cartoon Network ... I am SO sick of Sponge Bob and Billy & Mandy!!!
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