Things that piss me off.

[MADDOG]

1. People who think that Escalators are a place to take a rest despite the giant crowd behind them who ACTUALLY have places to go. If you must stand in the one spot, please do NOT stand side by side with anyone and block off access completely.

2. People who are two fucking lazy to spell words in their entirety. And people who spell words in a "special" way.

EG. "How R U? Ur a Kewl dood. I Luv u."

3. People who use their cell phones to call people when they are in their home with a perfectly good landline beside them.

4. People who send 24 text messages on their phones to say something that could be cleared up in a 30 second call.

What pisses you off?

MADDOG

 

[insideShiraz]

Y's That, Gruffer?...

0U812?

 

[MADDOG]

Re: Y's That, Gruffer?...

0U812?

Would that be translated as "Oh. You ate one too?"? If so, then yes... that would fall under the things that piss me off banner.

MADDOG

 

[Naked Hunny]

UHOH Maddog is mad do you need a naked hug?

 

[MADDOG]

Yes please Naked Hunny. I think that would help a lot.

MADDOG

 

[Floating Head]

LOL. MADDOG, you seem to be ending up with a lot of hugs lately.

How do you keep doing that?

 

[Naked Hunny]

*goes up to Maddog and slinks her arms around his waist*

There is that better sweetie?

 

[MADDOG]

A little bit. I think we should stay like this for a while though. It feels kinda nice.

Floating head, it's 50% charm, %50 looks, and 50% animal attraction. (Actually, I don't really know what I'm doing, and as long as it keeps up I don't really care!)

You still holding me Hunny? That's nice. Don't ever let go darling. Don't ever let go...

MADDOG

 

[Naked Hunny]

You just like having a sexy naked woman with her arms around you!!

 

[MADDOG]

Doesn't hurt. But I'm still a little agro and you are VERY sexy... (And naked I hear?) I think maybe you should keep holding me just to be safe.

MADDOG

 

[Naked Hunny]

Why are you afraid some big bad man ( or woman mind you) may attack me!! OH Save me Maddog!!

 

[MADDOG]

Hey, you're naked! And you're holding me! Anyone who gets in the way of our naked hugging time dies! Believe me, you don't want to mess with me when I'm with a naked chick! (Especially one as beautiful as yourself) You have nothing to worry about from anyone else. Me on the other hand...

 

[Naked Hunny]

Who says im worried when it comes to you sweetstuff?

 

[Merelan]

Maddog, how about the people that stand in the middle of the aisle, and when you politely ask them to let you through... or say excuse me... they shoot you a dirty look and then don't move.
Or better yet, I am a retail manager. The other day I had a long line at the register, so went to open another line. I politely go up to the current one and ask the next person to please step over to the next register and I will take care of them, I try to keep the line in the same order. Some women get nasty when they see the chance to jump line. Instead of moving over she start ranting about having to wait all this time and now have to move. It's 2 feet! And it will make their checkout speedier. I thought the lady behind her was going to throttle her. I kept trying to step away, but she had that "deathgrip" on my sleeve. I finally got away to open the other line, but she still stayed there. Then, grrrr.... She had the nerve to complain to my cashier that I took other people ahead of her.
Here's another.
People that think, okay, I am done with this soda, pretzel, ice cream whatever, I will leave it here on the shelf instead of asking where a trash can is. This also has applied to other things being left behind, stinky diapers, empty wrappers from other stores... suspect they "borrowed" items... and even a pair of nasty, dirty womens underwear. I can only imagine what their homes look like if this is what they do in public.

Hey, I need a hug too, may I join?

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH WHAT THE HELL!! Sure why not!!

 

[Floating Head]

(Actually, I don't really know what I'm doing, and as long as it keeps up I don't really care!)

MADDOG

Yeah, right MADDOG! I believe you! I really do.....then whats with that big grin on your face? *as he now has two women giving him hugs*

 

[Naked Hunny]

Are we jealous Mr. Head!!

 

[Floating Head]

Nah, not jealous...just like giving the MADDOG guy a hard time........




well, maybe I am a little envious......do I score points for that? *hoping I do*

 

[Naked Hunny]

HEHE AWW You are a cutie Mr. Head!! Come here *kisses Mr. Heads cheek*

 

[Wizard]

MadDog, <ducking> you would be pissed at me, I use my cell phone from home too..........If I use my cell phone my call is free in the evening and if I use my home phone it cost more........so I use my cell........Sorry but thats why so use them at home.

 

[Merelan]

MMMM. all the things they say about you are true! You are a sweet man to cuddle with.

 

[MADDOG]

Merelan, I would be honoured to hug and be hugged by you - especially with all the stuff you've been through! You have a lot to be pissed about. Which is good for me because now I get to hold you.

And Hunny, are you really not afraid of me? Do you feel comfortable and safe in my arms? Does it bother you that I'm still clothed and you are naked? Should I take off my shirt to keep you warm? Would it bother you and Merelan if I were to cry tears of joy at having two beautful women in my arms? I'm not quite so angry any more...

MADDOG

 

[Naked Hunny]

HEHE im used to being naked but if you would like sweetie go right on ahead!!

And Wizzie i too am guilty of making cell phone calls at home i mean hello free long distance on weekends of course im gonna use my cell phone!!

 

[Floating Head]

hhmmmmmfff!!! *slamming door to thread & stomping off in a huff*

Those greedy Aussies..............

 

[MADDOG]

MadDog, <ducking> you would be pissed at me, I use my cell phone from home too..........If I use my cell phone my call is free in the evening and if I use my home phone it cost more........so I use my cell........Sorry but thats why so use them at home.

Well then Wizard I wouldn't be pissed at all! Aside from the fact that you're a top bloke, if you can SAVE money by doing it, then I'm all for it. I would too. It's just when all my poxy mates call each other at all hours because the other phone is too far away that annoys me.

And I had this one mate who (Seriously) sent 24 text messages from his room (charged at 20c each) in the space of an hour to set up a date when he had his home phone right there and each call from that is charged at 20c! In other words, he spend an hour and $4.80 on messages to do something that he could have achieved in 3 minutes for 20c. Pretty dumb. That's what pisses me off. People who think cell phones are fashion accessories.

You my friend are still a legend to me!

MADDOG