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Eilan said:
Ya know, they could at least personalize the PM, instead of sending out the random wanna-fuck-form-letter.

When I receive a PM that says, "Your profile gave me blue balls. What are you going to do about it?" and I know that a hundred or so other ladies have gotten the same PM, I feel less special. :D
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I'm just happy to be asked to assist with such an important and well, delicate issue. Just once I want to yell out "You like me! You really like me!"
 
Cathleen said:
I'm just happy to be asked to assist with such an important and well, delicate issue. Just once I want to yell out "You like me! You really like me!"
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I like you, Princess. :)

Want me to send you a naughty PM?
 
bobsgirl said:
I'm sure it was the AV. I don't think I give off particularly sexy vibes.
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I'd rather you said your sexy vibes were consistent. ;)

Yeah...there are some AV leaches out there.


Eilan said:
Ya know, they could at least personalize the PM, instead of sending out the random wanna-fuck-form-letter.

When I receive a PM that says, "Your profile gave me blue balls. What are you going to do about it?" and I know that a hundred or so other ladies have gotten the same PM, I feel less special. :D
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oooo you're are pretty ballsy. I seem to collect a less pushy 'audience'. Not with any more finesse, mind you.
 
wicked woman said:
oooo you're are pretty ballsy. I seem to collect a less pushy 'audience'. Not with any more finesse, mind you.
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Some GB women mentioned getting a similar PM. Eilan thinks the guy was PM'ing all the women who were online. That's why Eilan's been invisible lately.

Cathleen said:
Eilan -- do not, under any circumstances click that link!! Just don't, please.
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Not to worry. Eilan clicked on the link, and she couldn't see a damn thing. ;)

And as for what makes Eilan go :rolleyes: today:

Eilan rolls her eyes when people refer to themselves in the third person.
 
Take that cock size thread, shine it up real nice, turn that sum-bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
 
At 8:00 every morning, my girls walk down to the bottom of our driveway to wait for the school bus. Because it was raining this morning, I told them to wait on the porch while I watched for the bus. That way they wouldn't get too wet. Or so I thought.

Our next-door neighbor had (understandably) driven her son to the end of the driveway to catch the bus. Thing was, as her son got on the bus, she got out of the car and got on the bus with him, where she proceeded to talk to the driver for at least five minutes.

This is the second time this week that she's done that; Monday, however, it wasn't raining. I understand that she might have had a question or concern that she needed to address with the bus driver, but I'm wondering if it needed to be dealt with on a rainy morning when there were other children waiting to be picked up.

Then, to make matters worse, the bus driver almost forgot to pick up my kids. :rolleyes:
 
Eilan said:
At 8:00 every morning, my girls walk down to the bottom of our driveway to wait for the school bus. Because it was raining this morning, I told them to wait on the porch while I watched for the bus. That way they wouldn't get too wet. Or so I thought.

Our next-door neighbor had (understandably) driven her son to the end of the driveway to catch the bus. Thing was, as her son got on the bus, she got out of the car and got on the bus with him, where she proceeded to talk to the driver for at least five minutes.

This is the second time this week that she's done that; Monday, however, it wasn't raining. I understand that she might have had a question or concern that she needed to address with the bus driver, but I'm wondering if it needed to be dealt with on a rainy morning when there were other children waiting to be picked up.

Then, to make matters worse, the bus driver almost forgot to pick up my kids. :rolleyes:
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Maybe they were networking. :cool:
 
i work at a computer/telephone company helpdesk

me : now double click on *that*
caller : left or right ?

well .. that im starting to live with
a bit .. since it happens at least twice a day

but

caller : my internet doesnt work *preferably with rant here*
me : so .. well, what happens when you go *there* and *whatever*
caller : oh .. but i dont have my computer on, i just thought you guys f*cked up my internet
me : sir, i advice you to turn on the computer and call back so we can actually help you
caller : whats that for lousy service, i got you on the phone now and i just want to have my internet working
me : oh well .. see if i care .. i want you to turn on the computer and AFTER THAT go to the modem and tell me which lights are on
caller : k .. im at the modem .. the these three lights are on .. then a gap .. then a light .. and one of them is blinking
me : they have texts and icons .. !!exactly!! which ones are on ?
caller : but im not that technical, i need a mechanic
me : so the first three lights are on ..that means you are getting line from us and your connected , aka *your* internet should work ... lets look at whats happening on the computer ..
caller : oh .. did you want me to turn it on ?
me : *mute button* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *unmute button* .. yes

etc
 
coz752 said:
i work at a computer/telephone company helpdesk

me : now double click on *that*
caller : left or right ?

well .. that im starting to live with
a bit .. since it happens at least twice a day

but

caller : my internet doesnt work *preferably with rant here*
me : so .. well, what happens when you go *there* and *whatever*
caller : oh .. but i dont have my computer on, i just thought you guys f*cked up my internet
me : sir, i advice you to turn on the computer and call back so we can actually help you
caller : whats that for lousy service, i got you on the phone now and i just want to have my internet working
me : oh well .. see if i care .. i want you to turn on the computer and AFTER THAT go to the modem and tell me which lights are on
caller : k .. im at the modem .. the these three lights are on .. then a gap .. then a light .. and one of them is blinking
me : they have texts and icons .. !!exactly!! which ones are on ?
caller : but im not that technical, i need a mechanic
me : so the first three lights are on ..that means you are getting line from us and your connected , aka *your* internet should work ... lets look at whats happening on the computer ..
caller : oh .. did you want me to turn it on ?
me : *mute button* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *unmute button* .. yes
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Oh, geez. How do you not bang your head into a wall after talking to someone like that?

The sucky part about working in customer service is that the customers are often rewarded for bad/stupid behavior.

My husband had to call DishNetwork the other day because one of our receivers stopped working, and the woman that he talked to seemed relieved that he'd already done most of the troubleshooting on his own before he called.
 
moronic lame...."want to chat with me since you are a girl?" PMs.
 
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