Things that can be taken the wrong way (in a funny way)

[DarkLight]

“Nothing like a bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber first thing in the morning,” Lou said cheerfully to me.

Those were some of the first words Lou said to me this morning. At that moment I was a worried man. How was I, humble old me, going to compete with such a man?

What she had actually been referring to was the lady next door. Apparently she likes her bit of show music first thing in the morning. For a minute there I thought Lou had lost her senses. Not only that but I have an image burned into my skull of her and Andy at it…








mmm… I wonder what sort of expression he would have on his face.

 

[erise]

mmm… I wonder what sort of expression he would have on his face.

You know, reading this, I realized that I have never actually seen Andrew Lloyd Webber's face. Or perhaps I have and can't remember. One of the most famous people in the world, and I haven't got a clue what he looks like.

I had to Google his ass. He is kind of cute, in a shy-geeky-schoolboy kind of way. If you want him off Lou, send him over.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I guess it would depend on which bit, and how soon in the morning we're talking about here...

 

[Guest]

You know, reading this, I realized that I have never actually seen Andrew Lloyd Webber's face. Or perhaps I have and can't remember. One of the most famous people in the world, and I haven't got a clue what he looks like.

I had to Google his ass. He is kind of cute, in a shy-geeky-schoolboy kind of way. If you want him off Lou, send him over.

Ok, now I am very worried about you.

 

[Guest]

mmm… I wonder what sort of expression he would have on his face.

You'd never find out, love, he's a double-bagger, for sure.

 

[AppleBiter]

I'd never seen him either. Is this the guy?

http://www.winnbus.com/Gifimages/celebs/weber.jpg

 

[Guest]

I'd never seen him either. Is this the guy?

http://www.winnbus.com/Gifimages/celebs/weber.jpg

Eeeeeeek!

Yes.

I'm a cruel bitch, I know, but he's quite infamous in this country for his "looks".