Things not to say to a date

[Very_Bad_Man]

She asks "What do you think of my shoes? I just bought them"

My reply "Very nice. Your feet are abnormally large for a woman"


What thoughtless stupidity have you uttered that sunk your night? Everybody is guilty. Fess up.

 

[CaudaLinea]

"Can I take pictures of you fucking my gear shifter and post the pics on the Interwebz?"
I dunno why I didn't get a second date.

 

[busybody..]

What thoughtless stupidity have you uttered that sunk your night? Everybody is guilty. Fess up.

I know VBM, he is an OK dude

sunk me

 

[clutch1]

Nothing I said.

I once accidentally put a finger in a girls eye when I went to kiss her for the first time.

And for all you funny motherfuckers, in no way does the finger represent my cock!

 

[pink]

I once accidentally put a finger in a girls eye when I went to kiss her for the first time.

And for all you funny motherfuckers, in no way does the finger represent my cock!

*puts on my glasses*

 

[clutch1]

*puts on my glasses*

Safe sex!

 

[cookiejar]

Me - I think I'll have dessert.

Him - I think you should skip it. Don't want to put on pounds.

I weighed 110 at the time. Cheap bastard ...

 

[jaF0]

"Do you want the money now, or should I leave it on the dresser?"

 

[CaudaLinea]

Me - I think I'll have dessert.

Him - I think you should skip it. Don't want to put on pounds.

I weighed 110 at the time. Cheap bastard ...

That is grounds for ordering two bottles of the most expensive dessert wine plus three desserts. And a kick to the nuts for good measure. What a putz.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Me - I think I'll have dessert.

Him - I think you should skip it. Don't want to put on pounds.

I weighed 110 at the time. Cheap bastard ...

I hope that dope didn't expect to get into your pants after that.

 

[cookiejar]

That is grounds for ordering two bottles of the most expensive dessert wine plus three desserts. And a kick to the nuts for good measure. What a putz.

Our first and last date.

I hope that dope didn't expect to get into your pants after that.

They're way too pricey for a tightwad like him.

 

[hillseeker]

Your sister is a better kisser...

 

[mark197205]

"Can I take pictures of you fucking my gear shifter and post the pics on the Interwebz?"
I dunno why I didn't get a second date.

I so would have let you.

 

[KRCummings]

I haven't been on a real date in over 20 years. The only bad moments I remember are from the awkwardness of high school dating and they weren't really bad, just dumb teenagers not knowing quite what to say or do.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I haven't been on a real date in over 20 years. The only bad moments I remember are from the awkwardness of high school dating and they weren't really bad, just dumb teenagers not knowing quite what to say or do.

Same here

 

[clutch1]

I haven't been on a real date in over 20 years. The only bad moments I remember are from the awkwardness of high school dating and they weren't really bad, just dumb teenagers not knowing quite what to say or do.

And I'm sorry about the eye.

 

[miles]

"Are ya wet yet?"

 

[sammyIammy]

Me: "wow have you lost weight?"
Her: "Ohmygod"

Lesson learned

 

[clutch1]

"Are ya wet yet?"

I'm guessing the date wasn't at a waterpark?