Things Kids Say...

[Led_Astray]

My five year old boy decided today that instead of being both mummy and daddy's snuggle-bunny, he should be mummy's snuggle-bunny whilst one of daddy's friends can be daddy's snuggle-bunny.

What have your kids said that amused you?



PS: Any takers?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Mommy your not fat, but you do have a squishy tummy

 

[LadyVer]

My son at age 4: Mom, you are SO beautiful.

My son at age 24: Mom, you look tired.

 

[IvoryValentine]

I asked one of my daughters if she would wear a skort. She flipped it back and forth on the hanger for a moment then burst out laughing, saying, "It's like a mullet for your butt!"

 

[sweetbaker555]

I don't have kids but while at Disneyland i've heard kids say the craziest things!s makes me day.
I was standing in line space mountain and this little boy asked " Mom, what happens at Disneyland when we all leave?" The mom ( who look exhausted says) " They have a big sleepover with their friends." . The little boy thinks for a minute and then says " Oh that sounds like fun can we see if we can get a fast past for that?"

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

When I was a young kid (about six or so), my mum took me along to a friend's house. She had just given birth and she wanted to see the baby.

So apparently I was playing with my toys and this woman pulls her breast out and starts feeding the baby. I ask her, "Jane, what are you doing?"

"I'm giving Oliver some milk."

"Oh."

Apparently I wandered off but came back again 30 seconds later and asked;

"Is it semi-skimmed?"

I'd heard my mum use that term a lot when it came to milk.