Things I've learned

[Native Alien]

I have learned that when the 9 year old neighbor pounds on the door and says, "Come quick, please, my mom is having the baby." he really means it.

 

[Guest]

I have learned that when the 9 year old neighbor pounds on the door and says, "Come quick, please, my mom is having the baby." he really means it.

 

[Native Alien]

I have learned to pick the battles that you can win, to never give up, and how to refuse to grow old and feeble.

Glad that I have prior experience on that one Jasmine.

 

[captjack]

I've learned you have to be VERY careful when racing unicycles

http://www.unicycling.com/things/pix/JASON.JPG

 

[Native Alien]

That looks like it was mighty painful there capt.

 

[jfb4548]

That looks like it was mighty painful there capt.

I've learn't : Free beer tomorrow don't mean nothin!

 

[Native Alien]

I still WANT to learn what jfb has been feeding that mouse...how about it? Going to tell me jfb?

 

[jfb4548]

I still WANT to learn what jfb has been feeding that mouse...how about it? Going to tell me jfb?

It runs on my unused sexual energy baby!

 

[Native Alien]

Can ya bottle that stuff? lol. Maybe ship it out to stores....

 

[captjack]

No matter how thoughtful---When you making her breakfast the next morning
DON'T fry bacon in the nude

 

[~GoldEyes~]

JACK LOL That is too much ! How is your day going baby?


I have learned, to believe in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks

 

[Native Alien]

I have learned that frying eggs in the nude is like frying bacon in the nude, don't do it.

P.S. It is called an apron CaptJack...

 

[Annabelllee2003]

I've learned....


Never make assumptions that things can't get worse.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

And I've learned..

Never run water when you have to pee.

(Unless you are on the commode of course)

 

[Native Alien]

Hey Annabelllee, how are ya, and both of those are so very true. Especially the running water one.

 

[The Temptress]

I have learned that no matter how old I get I am still the baby in the family, and am treated as such.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Hey Annabelllee, how are ya, and both of those are so very true. Especially the running water one.

Hey there Native A.

I've been a bit better but I'm guessing I've been worse too. And I will be better again.

And I hope you are feeling fine and frisky!

I've learned that the chance of 50/50 doesn't apply to me...!

 

[BethAnne]

Hi everyone...

I have learned that only when you take the hard steps and make the difficult decisions will the richest rewards and blessings come your way.

 

[Native Alien]

I have learned that 50/50 doesn't work with me either. I am a kluntz and it will always be that way

 

[The Temptress]

I have learned that this too shall pass.

 

[MindFire]

PLEASE TEMPTRESS MAKE IT PASS QUICKLY...

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I have learned that distance is no barrier to real friendship, thanks to the joy of e-mail. I have a girl in Tennesee I'd sell my soul for, she means the world to me.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I have also learned that things always seem to be quiet in here on a Saturday night for some reason. It's almost like my Lit friends have somplace else to be...

 

[HoHoBomb]

I have learned that distance is no barrier to real friendship, thanks to the joy of e-mail. I have a girl in Tennesee I'd sell my soul for, she means the world to me.

it's sooooo nice to hear that!
Good luck

kG

 

[HoHoBomb]

No matter how thoughtful---When you making her breakfast the next morning
DON'T fry bacon in the nude

LOL

((((CAPTJACK))))
what a lovely thread