Things in WalMart you can Kill with!

[watergirl]

Well, I needed to go into Wal Mart today (sighhhh)

and I rediscovered that the sound of crying small children still makes me want to swing their little heads against a wall... yes, I'm a sicko. but I know that already.. so, I was thinking...

what in Wal Mart could be used for death, other than the guns?

Frying Pan over the head, smother with a bean bag chair... impaled on a pool cue, think of the carnage!

drown them in a five gallon bucket of cleaning solution...

maybe if I could find a big enough venus fly trap back in the garden section..

the list could go on. I just wanted to rant a little.

P.S. - no small children were actually harmed in the making of this post.

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought this was about Frimost stalking women in the lingerie area.

 

[bknight2602]

I should hope not!

 

[bknight2602]

I thought this was about Frimost stalking women in the lingerie area.

He does that also?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a lovely recipe for a nice pipe bomb that you can make in under ten minutes, including cart navigation time, at any super center.

Like the master said, "A few household chemicals in the proper proportion."

It's tres fun to hang with EOD. He was fuckin' hot, too. He liked to wear this tight little marine PT shorts and tea--

um.

I'll be in the bathroom. Nevermind the moaning.

 

[RomanHans]

Well, I needed to go into Wal Mart today (sighhhh)

and I rediscovered that the sound of crying small children still makes me want to swing their little heads against a wall... yes, I'm a sicko. but I know that already.. so, I was thinking...

what in Wal Mart could be used for death, other than the guns?

Frying Pan over the head, smother with a bean bag chair... impaled on a pool cue, think of the carnage!

drown them in a five gallon bucket of cleaning solution...

maybe if I could find a big enough venus fly trap back in the garden section..

the list could go on. I just wanted to rant a little.

P.S. - no small children were actually harmed in the making of this post.

How about plugging them into a Pokemon video until they start having seizures?

Roman

 

[watergirl]

seizures..

might be ok...

how about.... snagging them with a lollipop on a fishing lure?

and then stringing them up inside a pinata? does wal-mart have pinatas?

maybe just at halloween

 

[ma_guy]

Just take them to the hardware section and clamp them to a display shelf. If they keep screaming get a can of lysol spray and a bic lighter.

 

[Shaq]

I have a lovely recipe for a nice pipe bomb that you can make in under ten minutes, including cart navigation time, at any super center.

Like the master said, "A few household chemicals in the proper proportion."

It's tres fun to hang with EOD. He was fuckin' hot, too. He liked to wear this tight little marine PT shorts and tea--

um.

I'll be in the bathroom. Nevermind the moaning.

*writes Killermuffin's name on piece of paper*

*puts in Terrorist snitch box*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I was ready to kill last night at the local WallyWorld. I was waiting next in line behind some welfare mom and her 4 kids for 20 minutes, because her food stamp debit card wouldn't scan. When they finally opened up another line (3 am, only on line normally), the 8 dipshits behind me suddenly became the 8 dipshits in front of me. I would have started shooting, but there are 3-4 cops who hang out at WalMart at night.

 

[a7yritch]

I was ready to kill last night at the local WallyWorld. I was waiting next in line behind some welfare mom and her 4 kids for 20 minutes, because her food stamp debit card wouldn't scan. When they finally opened up another line (3 am, only on line normally), the 8 dipshits behind me suddenly became the 8 dipshits in front of me. I would have started shooting, but there are 3-4 cops who hang out at WalMart at night.

Im sorry, maybe im dlerious, but this made me ROTFLMFAO

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Im sorry, maybe im dlerious, but this made me ROTFLMFAO

Yeah, it's funny to YOU! And, I suppose upon reflection, I saw the humor in it too. But, since my first urge in that situation would be to yell, "hey, fuckfaces, back your flabby redneck asses up and let a man with a full set of teeth come through!", and since I was carrying at least 1 illegal weapon at the time, I had to just bite my tongue and suffer...I am only consoled by the knowledge that, unlike those worthless scum in front of me, I wasn't going home to my trailer to gum down some generic hot dogs with my three 'good' stumpy blackened teeth.

 

[a7yritch]

Yeah, it's funny to YOU! And, I suppose upon reflection, I saw the humor in it too. But, since my first urge in that situation would be to yell, "hey, fuckfaces, back your flabby redneck asses up and let a man with a full set of teeth come through!", and since I was carrying at least 1 illegal weapon at the time, I had to just bite my tongue and suffer...I am only consoled by the knowledge that, unlike those worthless scum in front of me, I wasn't going home to my trailer to gum down some generic hot dogs with my three 'good' stumpy blackened teeth.

Your killing me, oh wait dont kill me, i have a full set of my own teeth.

 

[scylis]

they sell the most common (by far) murder weapon there.

the butcher or large kitchen knife.

weapon of choice for domestic disputes.

 

[tyme]

How about plugging them into a Pokemon video until they start having seizures?

lol ya its funny to you I am the one who would have the seizure if someone tried to do that to my kids then just think 3 boys running around like mad playing while I just sit there like a lump on a log. lol I hate some of those games. My son wants them too uggggg!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

LOL, I have a few dozen WalMart horror stories...I work odd hours, and its the only place open. Recently, I was confronted by a pair of near-corpses poring over the Elvis memorabilia display, as I walked in the door. They were still there an hour later when I walked out...I had to check twice to see if they were still breathing! ........



You know what i was just wondering? If bitch #1 of my previous story is some welfare mom, why is she (and her kids!) hanging out at WalMart at 3 am?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh, there are all sorts of murder implements handy...cordless drills, baseball bats, giant cans of Crisco, magazines with Oprah on the cover....