Things I will NOT do when Sir is sleeping..

[Netzach]

another reason boys are easier than girls.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

another reason boys are easier than girls.

Not mine. He gets off on being a bad boy.

 

[Bandit58]

I have no chance to do anything while Master sleeps.....He is insomniac

 

[D's mariposa]

I'd forgotten about this thread..

Bandit, lucky for me (or something ) I'm the insomniac in this house..

Other things that I won't do when he's asleep.

I will not alphabetize his pornography collection, or his cd collection. I especially will not alphabetize them together.

I will not change the bondage pics on his screensaver slide show with fuzzy little puppies and kittens and cute little bunny pictures.

I will not steal the batteries from the tens unit to put in my cd walkman.

I will not attempt to foment rebellion inside the International Subbies Union, post 69.

I will not make crank phone call to the International Dom/mes' Union, claiming my Dom is better then all their Dom/mes put together.

I will not spam the IDU Website with the aforementioned cute widdle baby animal pictures...

 

[snowy ciara]

I will not make a subliminal message tape that says "worship the all powerful subbie" and stick it under their pillow.

 

[MastrJ]

This is very funny stuff, but it still makes me glad I'm an insomniac.

 

[shy slave]

I will not

put a vibrator in the bed, so when He wakes it looks like I had fun without Him.

substitute the water in the glass next to Him for my own pee.


shop on-line with his credit card.

change the clocks and calenders so He wakes up thinking its a different day.

 

[Evaleastaristev]

I will NOT elbow/knee/kick Him in the privates while I am asleep. (So far I haven't done this, though in past relationships it's happened....)

 

[lorddragonwolf]

you now some of these things are just so wrong.

 

[shy slave]

I will not...

Fart on any part of His anatomy and then pretend I didn't.

Eat the last of the chocolate biscuits.

Take photos and display them on the web.

 

[Evaleastaristev]

I will NOT sneak out during the night with a friend and airbrush flowers, fairies, or anything else feminine on His pick-up truck.

((Have actually thought about this, but would NEVER go through with it.))