Things I Like About You.

[oralaccents]

It seems that I am being sold to the audience as a bad person.

In the interests of accuracy and my warm feelings for this community, I will in this thread share my unfiltered, genuine thoughts about you.

 

[oralaccents]

Aquagal

I start with Aquagal because of our friendly rapport. Although we know nothing about each other, she engages me with insight, good cheer and a wonderful sense of humor, like old friends having a beer on a patio, ranking the passers-by. Men and women rarely share that kind of kinship without a sexual component, which is another topic. Indian or red dot?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Give me some love Lance...



After all, my moniker is a tribute.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Give me some love Lance...



After all, my racist moniker is an abomination.

Fixed your post, dipshit.

 

[oralaccents]

Aren’t you the original NotLance?

I don’t know about you, but I think Lance oversold the lancelicenses. He must have done it for the money, because most notlances these days post like they were built in mexico with chinese chips.

I was going to limit my love to women, but you’re pretty special. Or at least that’s what it said to say in the briefing memo, which yes I burned as requested with high phosphour matches in a steel bowl. I will now log off, switch providers and bounce off glass in brazil.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Fixed your post, dipshit.

Everyone is racist in some way dumbshit. I encourage you to do some soul searching. Perhaps backpacking through the hills of Afghanistan.

 

[SpeareChucker]

He just went full mental LovingTongue...

 

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Rainshine

I think of Rainshine in erotic terms, but who doesn’t ? So much natural heat, so much unfulfilled desire, yet so far away. Dire Straits. And she’s gentle. Sensitive. She could probably post about aboriginal genocide and I’d be undoing her bra. Rainshine is proof that distance creates arousal.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Dire straights


Money for nothing?
Checks for free???

 

[SpeareChucker]

That ain't workin'

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okay, move that refrigerator!

 

[Aquagal]

Instigator!

 

[Que]

*blink*

Goodness. A dirty face poster and all.



*Cheques.

Que uses cash, or a debit card.

 

[Kantarii]

Okay, move that refrigerator!

I see you’re rolling with Dire Straits

 

[oralaccents]

Instigator!

I am the Instigator of Loving Feelings.

Adrina

Despite my shock and horror at her face being the virtual twin of luk's deformed visage, there's something I like about Adrina.

I like her dedication to the cause, whatever that cause actually is. She's long-suffering, which makes her attractive as a fixer-upper.

She's lean, which is refreshing for this Forum; most women here are on a high-fat diet. With a good quality French half cup bra on a cold morning in silk sleeveless blouse and some moisturizer, her nipples would contrast with her freckles in a very pleasing way.

But I'd have to get her some new eyeglasses. Maybe something with those big round tortoise shell Diane Keaton frames and a proper shampoo to revitalize her look.

And closed toe heels. Then I'd possibly give her tub a good caulking, yes I would.

Get her off the vodka and cleaned up and I think there's a woman hiding in there somewhere, don't you?

 

[silver gurl]

I like Adriana a lot.

 

[oralaccents]

I like Adriana a lot.

Silver gurl

You don’t have to beg, but it is one of the things I like about you. It’s quite feminine, the way you seek out the men here from exactly the right distance so you can say “but I’m Married” whenever you get more aroused than you think you should.

In the old movies you’d be the town cock tease , who never actually has sex with anyone; here and now it’s interesting, because you give off a total vibe of a woman who is aching to be regularly drenched in gender fluids.

You should have an affair, get it out of your system, while you still have your figure. I think it would make you happier and that would be nice.

 

[Nicegirl111]

You both are very nice people and just here for fun,,,, You can tell by your posts... Others not so much...

 

[Luk]

Que uses layaway, or a EBT card.

Oh, word?

 

[silver gurl]

Silver Gurl is all things lovely.

And so are you Ms Rainshine. . You radiate beauty. Lovely pic

 

[oralaccents]

Dolf

Most would have led with her, with good cause. She was first for me when i thought of this thread. ( that’s a lie, you know you were the first woman i thought of, it’s really your thread )

But she already has a big head, so her ranking is an act of loving care.

It’s easy to love Dolf for her physical appearance. If Dolf the poster is actually pictures of some guy’s mom in Watney, wish her a happy humpday for me.

 

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Anne sexton / alotlikepsyche

One woman or two? Dont know, but i like their ability to emote. It doesnt sound like whining so much as a deep longing, a primal need for penis.

I like that kind of woman.

 

[AnneSexton]

For me, you single-handedly keep the general board dangerous, and sexy. Against my better judgement, you seduce me every time and make me want to follow you.

Do butters next, please.

 

[oralaccents]

For me, you single-handedly keep the general board dangerous, and sexy. Against my better judgement, you seduce me every time and make me want to follow you.

Do butters next, please.

I like the way you articulate and often go back and read your old posts and threads to get more. I'll leave it at that for now.

Butters


Butters reminds me of a fat round-faced curly haired girl named Carol from the first day of school. She sat behind me and was constantly shooting her mouth off with stuff that had nothing to do with what the teacher was talking about.

Yap yap yap. Then she got her hand stuck in the inkwell hole in the desk and started yelling and crying.

That got all the other little girls yelling and crying. Most of the mommies were out in the hall waiting for their little darlings, so they got all drama-filled too.

Eventually, the Janitor had to saw through the desk to get her hand out.

Drama drama drama, all self-inflicted.

Give her a little poke and wah wah wah.

Self serving ratpig.

That's what I like about Butt'rs. She's the insecure 5 year old who thinks the world revolves around Her.

Every time I come here, her incessant yapping reminds me of how good I have it.

 

[InsightRiot]

ok, do me next.
I'm mentally prepared.
Don't hold back, give it all.