Tim1
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During my time off I did a study of really important shit. Some of the things I have come to learn are:
1. No mater how sophisticated you are, you still pick your nose.
2. At 110 degres, it's still hot. I don't care if the humidity is 2%
3. Assholes STILL drive in the left lane even when they aren't passing.
4. No matter what, you still want to try to pass a Corvette even if your driving a shitty little piece if shit car.
5. Vacation time goes by twice as fast as work time. It's documented and thats that.
6. Sex is better by yourself because you don't have to buy dinner first.
7. Unless your a Dr. you never use what you learn in school. Except maybe unless your "professional" whatever. Us reg people never use that shit.
8. No matter how long you put those vib things on your belly....you WON"T get Abbs.
If I think of more I'll let you know.
1. No mater how sophisticated you are, you still pick your nose.
2. At 110 degres, it's still hot. I don't care if the humidity is 2%
3. Assholes STILL drive in the left lane even when they aren't passing.
4. No matter what, you still want to try to pass a Corvette even if your driving a shitty little piece if shit car.
5. Vacation time goes by twice as fast as work time. It's documented and thats that.
6. Sex is better by yourself because you don't have to buy dinner first.
7. Unless your a Dr. you never use what you learn in school. Except maybe unless your "professional" whatever. Us reg people never use that shit.
8. No matter how long you put those vib things on your belly....you WON"T get Abbs.
If I think of more I'll let you know.
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