Things I didn't really need to know: Mom is sucking Dad's dick now, and he likes it.
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lovetoread
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Run screaming and crying into my room.
Purrde Flower
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Pretend to have a seizure.
WhatsHerName
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My mother never gave me the 'sex' talk...but decided a few years ago that she should discuss her dryness problem with me
Lets just say ever since then anything is fair game for discussion.
Lets just say ever since then anything is fair game for discussion.
Purrde Flower
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Once as a child I walked in on my dad going down on my mom. I was terrorized. My mother never discussed it with me. I learned from then on that it wasn't somehting to be discussed with my mom. Ever.
KillerMuffin
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Purrde Flower said:
I wouldn't have to pretend.
Yuck.
celiaKitten
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One time the topic of sex in general came up between me and my mom a year or so ago .. and she said: "Thank God I don't have to do that anymore!"
My mind was warring between the thoughts of:
"Oh my God, yuck!!"
and
"My poor Dad"
Nope - sex isn't something that was ever discussed .. until my mom went through menopause .. then suddenly everything was open for comment. The last thing I ever wanted to hear my mom ask me was: "Have you gotten your cootchie tested for venerial disease?"
Mom...
My mind was warring between the thoughts of:
"Oh my God, yuck!!"
and
"My poor Dad"
Nope - sex isn't something that was ever discussed .. until my mom went through menopause .. then suddenly everything was open for comment. The last thing I ever wanted to hear my mom ask me was: "Have you gotten your cootchie tested for venerial disease?"
Mom...
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we dont use the "S" word in my house. I'm too young to know what that is anyways
Sillyman
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Well, if I may muscle into this rather sexist thread...
That's really the sort of thing I've known about my mom for years. We're pretty open with each other about stuff. Now my father is only now just starting to show some of her sexual persona, but still, there isn't much my parents couldn't share with me.
That's really the sort of thing I've known about my mom for years. We're pretty open with each other about stuff. Now my father is only now just starting to show some of her sexual persona, but still, there isn't much my parents couldn't share with me.
lovetoread
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celiaKitten said:
That should be on a hallmark card.
Mona Lisa
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My mom only talks to me about her sex life willingly when it goes hilariously awry. Sometimes she lets little details slip though. This is how I found out she and the stepfather watch porn:
I don't think she looked me in the eye for the rest of the day.
I don't think she looked me in the eye for the rest of the day.
Laurel
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I'm 7 years old and in the store with my stepmom. She put a box of Tampax in her cart. I asked what they were, and she gave me a long, detailed lecture on menstruation and baby-making. To this day, I don't think I ever asked her another question.
Todd-'o'-Vision
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My Mom doesn't have sex never has, nor have any of the grandparents or any one else in the family, it just never happened, putting hands over my ears and humming loudly
