Things guys do

[Garnate]

I heard you were squirty.

Lies! Never listen to Garnate, she's a fucking BLONDE, dude.

 

[spacekowboy]

HAWT.


That dbag also falls on the store clerk guilt sword for his peeps. He's not a dbag at all.

Some would argue that with you.

Not me of course, but I'm sure some would.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Every time I wear my Crocs to the Piggly-Wiggly you can almost hear the panties dropping to the floor.

 

[gr8one23]

hmmm...interesting - good to know!

 

[Garnate]

Every time I wear my Crocs to the Piggly-Wiggly you can almost hear the panties dropping to the floor.

Oh fer fucks sake, thanks. Just tell EVERY FUCKING GUY the real secret to turning us on. Wonderful.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Every time I wear my Crocs to the Piggly-Wiggly you can almost hear the panties dropping to the floor.

Do you wear them with a wifebeater and fanny pack?

 

[Garnate]

Do you wear them with a wifebeater and fanny pack?

And socks, if he knows what women REALLY like.

 

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[Bob_Bytchin]

Crocs, wife beater, and fanny pack - the perfect formula for making ladies swoon!

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

Every time I wear my Crocs to the Piggly-Wiggly you can almost hear the panties dropping to the floor.

If you're in a Piggly-Wiggly you probably CAN hear the panties drop.

Like a wet tarp slapping the linoleum.

 

[Garnate]

If you're in a Piggly-Wiggly you probably CAN hear the panties drop.

Like a wet tarp slapping the linoleum.

I need to kick you for that lovely mental image.

 

[spacekowboy]

I need to kick you for that lovely mental image.

You're welcome.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If you're in a Piggly-Wiggly you probably CAN hear the panties drop.

Like a wet tarp slapping the linoleum.

Are you coming on to me?

 

[about_average]

Oh god! For the love of everything holy, why is my vagina crying?! IT JUST WON'T STOP CRYING!!!

Does someone have a towel I could borrow right quick?

Here, I cut off my sleeves rather than rolling them up.
A woman in need, and all that.

 

[trysail]

Every time I wear my Crocs to the Piggly-Wiggly you can almost hear the panties dropping to the floor.

Oh fer fucks sake, thanks. Just tell EVERY FUCKING GUY the real secret to turning us on. Wonderful.

Crocs, wife beater, and fanny pack - the perfect formula for making ladies swoon!

Fainted.

If you're in a Piggly-Wiggly you probably CAN hear the panties drop.

Like a wet tarp slapping the linoleum.

He's been lying to you— they ain't no Piggly-Wigglies there:
http://www.pigglywiggly.com/store-locations



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[doowdniw]

And socks, if he knows what women REALLY like.

Is that socks with sandles, or socks with shower flip flops? I'm working on the "look".

 

[evesdream]

No, you don't need a daddy fetish. It means they're ready to get down to business.

Yup. It's like an uh-oh-Clark-Kent-just-took-off-his-glasses effect.

 

[about_average]

And socks, if he knows what women REALLY like.

Now I'm naked except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
What time it is
Its business, it's business time
You know when I'm down to my socks its time for business
That's why they're called business socks
Its business, its business time

http://youtu.be/mhN93rFZuJs

 

[pink]

Crooked man toes.



Now how do you feel?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yup. It's like an uh-oh-Clark-Kent-just-took-off-his-glasses effect.

Exactly!

 

[TwoShades]

I know its off topic, but the thread title says 'things guys do'...

Driving home from picking little up from school, windows open, i heard the siren song of a chevy v8 with straight pipes idling in a garage across the street. Of course, semi-ignoring my daughters embarassment, i stopped to check it out. Wine colored 1968 camaro ss dragster. Fuck. Big block bored out to 472 cu. in. Revved a couple of times. Exhaust smell in the garage. Brought back great memories.

Now back to the things that actually turn WOMEN on.

 

[Aquagal]

And socks, if he knows what women REALLY like.

I wore socks with my thongs to the gym this morn.

Hey it was cold!

 

[bronzeage]

And socks, if he knows what women REALLY like.

What women really like. They like it when a man lifts them off the floor and makes it look like to took no effort.

If you do this wearing nothing but socks, it really enhances the effect.

 

[Trixxy]

What women really like. They like it when a man lifts them off the floor and makes it look like to took no effort.

If you do this wearing nothing but socks, it really enhances the effect.

*nods*

A naked man wearing only socks makes everything better.