Things cats wish humans would understand

[Pabiporffor]

You may identify as a cat but can you land on your feet if we throw you out of the upstairs window.

 

[neci]

it’s breakfast time. i am not going to feed myself!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I thank you for painstakingly making that Bluebird box and putting it at the recommended height of six feet. That’s right in my kill zone for noontime snacks…

Same goes for the corncob holder for the flying squirrels.…

 

[KentBloke]

If we bring you dead or live things BE APPRECIATIVE. We brought them home for you, you ungrateful bastards.

Our cat, Charlie, would DEFINITELY say this!!!

 

[spacekowboy]

I create chaos by knocking things off the counter so that you have a purpose. Be grateful or ill shit in your shoes.

 

[pink]

I create chaos by knocking things off the counter so that you have a purpose. Be grateful or ill shit in your shoes.

I had a cat once named Monster, yes he was huge. It was his goal in life it knock everything known to mankind off tables.

 

[butters]

when i choose to OWN a space, especially a raised one like a shelf above your head or cabinet top, I get to decide what stays up there. If I don't want it there, it goes. Period.

 

[FataMorgana]

I had a cat once named Monster, yes he was huge. It was his goal in life it knock everything known to mankind off tables.

Pip does it to get me out of bed. He'll sit on my dressing table then knock off a bottle. I'll yell GET OFF THERE YOU GINGER TWAT and lie back down. He'll look at me smugly then do it again. And again.

 

[AchtungNight]

Human- Do you have to be so annoying?

Cat- Yes. Let me refer you to the standard cat/human agreement page 2, paragraph 4….

 

[stickygirl]

Humans should understand that my asshole is beautiful

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

We own everything. Even the dogs bed

 

[juttjaw]

Why do you react when I walk on your head? It's the easiest way to get on the headboard or to the other side of the bed. Jesus, you act like I'm killing you. Plus, you should be glad that Im even with you at night, for fucks sake, it's my grooming time. I try and do you a favor and clean that disgusting hair of yours. I mean really, I just walked on it. Do you realize where my feet have been? It's vile!

 

[juttjaw]

The sun only shines for a spot to lay in.

 

[juttjaw]

Pfft, shut the door? You know I can open it, right?