They were serious when they wrote this (but it made you laugh)

[Andrewlongcock]

This thread is for posting sentences or phrases you found in other posts that were intended to be serious, but they made you laugh.

As I noted in my thread for outrageously stereotypical (fake) ads .....(that is shameless advertising for that thread as well) let’s try not to be too mean. I would also ask, if you find something you wrote quoted here, try not to be offended - roll with it and have some fun too.....

 

[Andrewlongcock]

Vroom vroom

“My equipment has been favored by online friends”

 

[Andrewlongcock]

Oh. Dear.

How can we do this and NOT be mean?

You have a point. If it gets bad I can junk it. However, so many times I have laughed out loud when I have read some of the things people write that I knew some enjoyment could come from giving us all a spot to post them.

So let’s see what comes of it....

 

[Andrewlongcock]

Dahyum...

“I like incest stories where the perpetrator is castrated.”

 

[Andrewlongcock]

I think I love this poster.

EXACTLY, that this was spot on, great, and made me laugh

 

[Unquoted]

"This Corona virus that has everybody so scared is a perfect example of why I never drink Mexican beer."

 

[Andrewlongcock]

The answer is easy...

“You might ask now, ‘Why so much?’. The answer is easy; the man who wrote this ad is a lazy son of a bitch.”

(Minor reordering of words to improve understanding, but that is what he wrote...)

 

[Andrewlongcock]

Hey you,....yes, you!

“To male trolls:....If you have any intellect, learn to compose your own fucking advertisements instead of being fucking rude and fucking leeches attempting to take advantage of my original works.”

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

There was an advertisement on the metro walls in the DC area for if you can't read, a number for help to get the education you need a few years ago. It was there for a couple days then, it was replaced when the ridiculousness of it was seen. No kidding.

 

[Andrewlongcock]

Too tired to......think(?)

“Male seeking Female for Affair.

That is maybe not the catchiest title but it is the best I could think of, because frankly I am tired.”

 

[blulilacgrl]

There was an advertisement on the metro walls in the DC area for if you can't read, a number for help to get the education you need a few years ago. It was there for a couple days then, it was replaced when the ridiculousness of it was seen. No kidding.

This reminds me of notices in the drive thru of various fast food joints.

Braille and picture menus available

Ummm...who the fuck is this sign for? 1. If you are blind, how are you driving in the drive thru and 2. If you can't see or read, how the hell do you know what the signs says??

 

[Andrewlongcock]

Oink,...oink

In response to a post asking how to approach older women....

“You sound like an immature pig.”

 

[VoraciousValue]

This reminds me of notices in the drive thru of various fast food joints.

Braille and picture menus available

Ummm...who the fuck is this sign for? 1. If you are blind, how are you driving in the drive thru and 2. If you can't see or read, how the hell do you know what the signs says??

I have kind of the same feeling when you call a mental health practitioner, and the recording at the beginning says, "If this is an emergency, please hang up and call 911."

I know why they do that, but really, if you're having a psychotic breakdown, are you really going to understand that sentence?