They teach English as a second language in Texas.

[FistedSister]

Their official language is grunting.

 

[LadyVer]

Sounds like a yankee.

 

[Liar]

Their official language is grunting.

....aaaand you're now officially boring.

 

[FistedSister]

Sounds like a yankee.

Thanks for the bump.

 

[FistedSister]

....aaaand you're now officially boring.

Thanks for the bump. God, this is too easy.

 

[LadyVer]

You're welcome. I thought you sounded kind of desperate.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Their official language is grunting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7shwfngpnK8

 

[Byron In Exile]

"There are five murders a year in El Paso. In Juarez, thousands. How long can El Paso look away? We have some interesting times ahead."

 

[FistedSister]

"There are five murders a year in El Paso. In Juarez, thousands. How long can El Paso look away? We have some interesting times ahead."

Thanks.

 

[FistedSister]

Pretty sure you are not dealing with the deep end of the Gene pool tonight.

I won't get wet dealing with them. Don't worry.

 

[FistedSister]

I know I'm milking this, but how does Davy Crockett

like his apple pie?

ALAMOde.

That's for the kids.

 

[FistedSister]

You can tell a lot about a news program by its

advertisers. Fox News has "Perfect Polly," the plastic parrot your grandkids will love (Look this up. It's hilarious.), "Freedom Seeds," $7 worth of survivalist garden seeds for $70, and overpriced gold coins which have gone down 40% in value. And the loser Faux News audience probably bought this with their Social Security checks.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol..