They Mispelled Her Name

Oh, look. It's another "I'm gonna try to get a rise out of the AH" thread by Jimmy.

Did the GB scare you off again? Or have you been growing something in your garden other than tubers?

And now I wait to see with what marginally creative insult you choose to respond.
 
Oh, look. It's another "I'm gonna try to get a rise out of the AH" thread by Jimmy.

Did the GB scare you off again? Or have you been growing something in your garden other than tubers?

And now I wait to see with what marginally creative insult you choose to respond.

I'm guessing PILOT cut you off again.
 
I'm guessing PILOT cut you off again.

Oh, is he back to being PILOT again? I thought you were calling him RODNEY now.

Sheesh, Jimmy. Smoking too much pot can wreak havoc with your memory, you know. You might want to try some gingko supplements to help boost your memory. Can't be too careful at your age, you know.
 
Oh, is he back to being PILOT again? I thought you were calling him RODNEY now.

Sheesh, Jimmy. Smoking too much pot can wreak havoc with your memory, you know. You might want to try some gingko supplements to help boost your memory. Can't be too careful at your age, you know.

Your esteem for pot is greater than mine. Whats crazy wild is ether. I don't know if you can even buy it anymore, my old man usta buy cases of it to start his diesel engines on cold mornings.

Calling PILOT Rodney is like the ultimate disrespect for Dangerfield. I feel unclean when I do it.
 
Your esteem for pot is greater than mine. Whats crazy wild is ether. I don't know if you can even buy it anymore, my old man usta buy cases of it to start his diesel engines on cold mornings.

Calling PILOT Rodney is like the ultimate disrespect for Dangerfield. I feel unclean when I do it.

Then you must be pretty damn unclean at this point. ;)

Personally, I can't stand marijuana. It smells bad, it chokes the air, and most people I've known who smoke it just seem to get more and more stupid. Granted, I've known a few peeps here and there who challenge that mode, but they seem to be pretty rare.

As far as ether . . . it's a dinosaur in pharmaceutical circles and less effective than half a tab of cheap Extasy from what I understand. Hell, in some places, you could probably buy it legally without anyone knowing what the hell it is.
 
Then you must be pretty damn unclean at this point. ;)

Personally, I can't stand marijuana. It smells bad, it chokes the air, and most people I've known who smoke it just seem to get more and more stupid. Granted, I've known a few peeps here and there who challenge that mode, but they seem to be pretty rare.

As far as ether . . . it's a dinosaur in pharmaceutical circles and less effective than half a tab of cheap Extasy from what I understand. Hell, in some places, you could probably buy it legally without anyone knowing what the hell it is.

I think you can still get ether based starting fluids. I used to use it to seat tire beads. Spray a healthy shot into the tire, light a match and toss it toward the rim and hit the air at the same time. Almost always worked.
 
I think you can still get ether based starting fluids. I used to use it to seat tire beads. Spray a healthy shot into the tire, light a match and toss it toward the rim and hit the air at the same time. Almost always worked.

That sounds like something I saw on Mythbusters once, about inflating a flat tire . . . .
 
Then you must be pretty damn unclean at this point. ;)

Personally, I can't stand marijuana. It smells bad, it chokes the air, and most people I've known who smoke it just seem to get more and more stupid. Granted, I've known a few peeps here and there who challenge that mode, but they seem to be pretty rare.

As far as ether . . . it's a dinosaur in pharmaceutical circles and less effective than half a tab of cheap Extasy from what I understand. Hell, in some places, you could probably buy it legally without anyone knowing what the hell it is.

Ecstacy is forever, man. Dudes usta come to the hospital and need 2 solid weeks of IVs to be coherent.

My body chemistry reacts to most drugs like it reacts to ugly women. I GET NO KICK FROM COCAINE! I never stay long when the one I'm with isn't putting out.
 
Ecstacy is forever, man. Dudes usta come to the hospital and need 2 solid weeks of IVs to be coherent.

My body chemistry reacts to most drugs like it reacts to ugly women. I GET NO KICK FROM COCAINE! I never stay long when the one I'm with isn't putting out.

Gonna have to take your word on X. I never tried it, even when it was legal and advertised on the back pages of Penthouse.

Coke, on the other hand, I did try. Twice. The first time was under very enticing circumstances. I was flirting successfully with a woman in a nightclub when she asked me, "you ever fuck on coke?" I called her bluff and spent the night with her. It was both some of the best and worst sex of my life. I've never wanted to repeat it since.
 
Gonna have to take your word on X. I never tried it, even when it was legal and advertised on the back pages of Penthouse.

Coke, on the other hand, I did try. Twice. The first time was under very enticing circumstances. I was flirting successfully with a woman in a nightclub when she asked me, "you ever fuck on coke?" I called her bluff and spent the night with her. It was both some of the best and worst sex of my life. I've never wanted to repeat it since.

My body chemistry is strange. Mulrtivitamins paralyze me. I mean I hadda go buy a walking cane. Booze is like Viagra, plus it puts me to sleep; talk about wasted forest!
 
My body chemistry is strange. Mulrtivitamins paralyze me. I mean I hadda go buy a walking cane. Booze is like Viagra, plus it puts me to sleep; talk about wasted forest!

Thanks for letting me know how to poison you, if I ever get the chance. ;)

'Night, Jimmy.
 
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