They make laws for everything else, why can't they do just one more?

JazzManJim

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I want a new law mandating that we the general public get at least 45 days' warning before the beginning of Girl Scout Cookie season. I need some time to decide whether I"m goign to avoid every single shopping venue in town, or if I'm goign to save my cash to buy a box of cookies every single freaking time I go out to get groceries!

I swear to God, those cute little scouts are irresistable and the thankful smile on the faces of the supremely MILFish Moms are almost worth the 3 bucks I plunk down for yet another box of Tagalogs or Thin Mints.

Which reminds me: Anyone want a box of Tagalogs of Thin Mints? I have at least three of each I know I'm never going to eat...
 
Just get a button that says "I love MILF's" and see what happens. Hell, seeing girl-scout moms may pay off.
 
Heh, I never notice the lil girls or the MILFish moms. I look for the carmel Delites. I just wish i could get more than one or two boxes a year.
 
bad kitty said:
Heh, I never notice the lil girls or the MILFish moms. I look for the carmel Delites. I just wish i could get more than one or two boxes a year.

I'm sure my hubby wishes I'd only get one or two boxes. I won't say how many I bought this year. And they didn't last long, either. The kids get ahold of them and they are gone before I know it. I need to hide 'em better.
 
Oh, we're really bad!

Our daughter is a Brownie with her first cookie season. We dressed her up in her cute little uniform and took her to church.

She sold 100+ boxes that morning!

(I'm so ashamed)

:D
 
Ah, Jim....suckered by a girl in a uniform.....


Who the hell am I kidding? I got nailed last week!
 
I'd suggest you FED-EX em to kitty. the 6, 11 yr old boys at her house tonite are eating her out of house and home.....

:D
 
I can easily be persuaded to buy Tagalongs.



Who am i kidding, there's no puersuading involved.
 
i sure hope i'm not the only one who doesn't have a clue what a MILFish mom is. do i need to go get one?
 
unclej said:
i sure hope i'm not the only one who doesn't have a clue what a MILFish mom is. do i need to go get one?

MILF = Mothers/Moms I'd Like to Fuck
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, we're really bad!

Our daughter is a Brownie with her first cookie season. We dressed her up in her cute little uniform and took her to church.

She sold 100+ boxes that morning!

(I'm so ashamed)

:D


How many boxes would I have to buy? ;-)
 
thanks bob...as a matter of fact i do need to go out and get me one of those:D
 
HeavyStick said:
How many boxes would I have to buy? ;-)

I'm sure we can negotiate . . .

By the way, nice AV, Heavy.

(I don't do mustard - is that going to be a problem?)

;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
I'm sure we can negotiate . . .

By the way, nice AV, Heavy.

(I don't do mustard - is that going to be a problem?)

;)


That's yellow lube.... ;-)
 
sweetsubsarahh [/i][/quote] [b]Let the sun shine . . . :)[/b] [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by honeylick said:
a sunshiny erotic color.




Holy anal fetish Buttman..... hand them a double dong and have them fight it out.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, we're really bad!

Our daughter is a Brownie with her first cookie season. We dressed her up in her cute little uniform and took her to church.

She sold 100+ boxes that morning!

(I'm so ashamed)

:D

Looking at your av...if you were helping your daughter sell them in the local mall like they do here...I'd probably buy...ten boxes of each kind.:eek: Good thing you are not here helping them. although I will say the moms here are pretty good looking too. Hmmmm...MILF's...hmmmm:devil: I need to go get some cookies.
 
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