These People Scare the Shit out of me.

[Dillinger]

http://www.mommysafe.com/

From their home page:

"Our efforts have bankrupted evil artists worldwide. These pornographers peddle material dealing with: sex, devil-worship, drugs, anti-authority, civil disobedience, communism and MUCH WORSE!"

 

[st4nton]

http://www.mommysafe.com/

From their home page:

"Our efforts have bankrupted evil artists worldwide. These pornographers peddle material dealing with: sex, devil-worship, drugs, anti-authority, civil disobedience, communism and MUCH WORSE!"

shouldnt you be proud to have been associated withe sex, drugs and devil worship?

 

[medjay]

I want to see the whole list.

 

[Nora]

presidentess?

 

[Dillinger]

Anyone else notice her title:

Presidentess

???

!!!

 

[Guest]

I wonder what you have to do to get on their list? lol

 

[Dillinger]

presidentess?

Yup.

 

[HeavyStick]

I wanna see what I might be missing.

Will we get a finders fee if we rat out Laurel?

 

[Dillinger]

I read about them in Stuff Magazine so went and checked out the website.

Stuff actually was one of the magazines that got that letter and, instead of just throwing it in the trash, they actually contacted them and then printed the conversation!

 

[Dillinger]

Here's the more interesting parts of what they printed:

First they tried to contact the "presidentess" but she was busy - so they talked wiht Mommysafe's Minister Mike (Minister Mike? Scarier and scarier) to find out more about this naughty list....

 

[Sexy Jesus]

Let it be known, for the record, that Sexy Jesus has never endorsed "Mommysafe" nor its Presidentess.

 

[Gil_Favor]

and this group is somehow more dangerous, than any other fringe group on either side of the political spectrum?

 

[Dillinger]

STUFF: How are you? We received your letter and had a few questions about Mommysafe. First of all, who are some of the people on your naughty list.

MIKE: Hollywood Superstars. It's a band that put together this horrible music, which is really at the top of our list. 2 Live Crew was one of the first entries back in '92. Again, we really just want people to know about them. We have a little saying here:

"Judged by God, monitored by Mommysafe."

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OK - I'm going to stop here for a minute...

Is that little statement of theirs not just completely creepy in an egomaniacal sort of way?

 

[Dillinger]

and this group is somehow more dangerous, than any other fringe group on either side of the political spectrum?

In fact, yes. I'm convinced they're the devil. Satan! HELLSPAWN!

 

[Dillinger]

STUFF: Funny saying. Any other bands?

MIKE: Meshuggah (a Swedish rock band), Marilyn Manson, and Em-in-eem.

I think it's Eminem.

Emin-eem? Eminem? That's an interesting spelling of M&M.

Well, I don't think you have to worry about 2 Live Crew anyomore.

Yes, and we feel that we played a major part in bringing Luther and his Crew down. So I think America should thank us.

OK, thanks. Are you familiar with Stuff magazine?

No, I am not.

We sometimes use profane words.

I would look down upon anyone who cursed, but these things do happen.

Jesus was a man, so I bet he would like our magazine.

I think Jesus, as a man, would be interested in men's magazines. Again, I'm not completely familiar with your magazine. But I'm sure he'd be a fan of that.

 

[medjay]

2 Live Crew was one of the first entries back in '92.

2 Live Crew!? That's the best they could come up with?

 

[Dillinger]

Pretty sad, huh? I wish Frank were still around - I'd love to hear the song he'd write about these people!

 

[medjay]

Alright, now that I've read the above post I see what's going on.

Even still, Marilyn Manson and Eminem? Talk about bandwagon jumping.

 

[Dillinger]

STUFF: What do you think men between the ages of 18 and 35 want in terms of entertainment and/or relationships?

A good source to learn about relationships and a great source of entertainment would be the Bible. For any age group.

I should have seen that one coming. What's worse: sex or violence?

I think sex is violence. I put them in the same category. When there's no love in sex, I consider that violence.

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OK - scary and more scary. Am I right?

First of all - yeah, I'm tossing out my dvd and stereo and jigsaw puzzles and going to entertain myself nightly with the bible.

Sarcasm aside...

SEX IS VIOLENCE?

Damn... I guess the Presidentess, "Proud Mother of Two," had her kids through violence.

 

[Dillinger]

STUFF: We have, from time to time, featured a scantily clad woman on the cover in order to sell magazines.

MIKE: I think the human form and figure is a beautiful thing. On that, uh, well, I have no problem with that.

Do you ever try to convert people to Christianity?

Yes.

I'm half Jewish. Is that bad?

No. I love the Jews. I love all that they are. Jesus was a Jew.

Good. I didn't want to get on that naughty list.

 

[medjay]

Yes, and we feel that we played a major part in bringing Luther and his Crew down. So I think America should thank us.

As if market oversaturation and the common sense of the public had nothing to do with it.

Delusions of granduer.

 

[Pyper]

http://www.mommysafe.com/

From their home page:

"Our efforts have bankrupted evil artists worldwide. These pornographers peddle material dealing with: sex, devil-worship, drugs, anti-authority, civil disobedience, communism and MUCH WORSE!"

Good lord, not...civil disobedience! I guess they disaprove of Thoreau then too?

 

[ksmybuttons]

I think I want to explore the "MUCH WORSE" aspects of their hunt.

I wonder what else they are doing while they sift through all of the available pornography so they can stamp is as unsafe.



uh huh.

 

[Dillinger]

As if market oversaturation and the common sense of the public had nothing to do with it.

Delusions of granduer.

Yup - but no delusions on my part about their complete idiocy.

 

[medjay]

MIKE: I think the human form and figure is a beautiful thing. On that, uh, well, I have no problem with that.

No problem with scantily clad women? I guess Minister Mike is cooler than I thought.

It's not violence when you're having loveless sex with yourself.