These People Are Desperate!

[R. Richard]

I ripped this off from a news wire.
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OSLO - Angry hotel workers in Norway want to ban pay-TV pornography to stop naked porn-watching guests calling room service to lure female staff to their rooms.

A typical trick by guests, mostly businessmen, is to call the front desk for extras, such as fresh towels, to get female company, said the Norwegian Hotel and Restaurant Workers' Union, reporting a rising number of complaints.

"Most room service personnel work alone. It can be very unpleasant to get called to a room to be met by a naked man," union leader Eli Ljunggren told Reuters. She said the complaints ranged from sleazy remarks to physical assaults.

"Pornography does not belong in hotel rooms. Pay-TV should be limited to entertainment," she said. Most Norwegian hotels, like many hotels around the world, have easy access to pornography channels in hotel rooms for a fee.
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Comments?

 

[Green_Gem]

Interesting post and I would never have thought that type of situation occurs. You kind of think that guests tune in to those pay porn channels, get off alone and that's the deal. Amazingly it also seems that it's happening with some frequency, almost like it's an accepted modus operandi. Very weird, but I see a potential story line here. Thanks!

Green_Gem

 

[Guest]

I ripped this off from a news wire.
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OSLO - Angry hotel workers in Norway want to ban pay-TV pornography to stop naked porn-watching guests calling room service to lure female staff to their rooms.

A typical trick by guests, mostly businessmen, is to call the front desk for extras, such as fresh towels, to get female company, said the Norwegian Hotel and Restaurant Workers' Union, reporting a rising number of complaints.

"Most room service personnel work alone. It can be very unpleasant to get called to a room to be met by a naked man," union leader Eli Ljunggren told Reuters. She said the complaints ranged from sleazy remarks to physical assaults.

"Pornography does not belong in hotel rooms. Pay-TV should be limited to entertainment," she said. Most Norwegian hotels, like many hotels around the world, have easy access to pornography channels in hotel rooms for a fee.
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Comments?

If I were ever in a similar situation (which is unlikely), but if I was, I'd just point and laugh. Seriously! That would quash his desperate libido in no time.

What a thing to do!? Desperate ain't the word!

Lou

 

[Match Made In Heaven]

What a thing to do!? Desperate ain't the word!

tactless. uncouth. criminal.

could probably think of a few more...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

It's just so pathetic it really is funny.

The real question is, are they so stupid that they actually think it will work? Could they actually think that the girl bringing their towels will really see them naked and become instantly turned on rather than completly horrified?

This is why I get more and more scarred everytime I watch the news.

 

[Guest]

Calling Lisa Denton..

Just what have you done?.... I read your story... Did you inspire this angst world wide???

and please tell me the next time you go to a hotel so i can pretend to be room service.

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: These People Are Desperate!

If I were ever in a similar situation (which is unlikely), but if I was, I'd just point and laugh. Seriously! That would quash his desperate libido in no time.

What a thing to do!? Desperate ain't the word!

Lou

Hahaha. I did something similar to a kid who flashed me one day. I smiled with the comment, "Oh, what a cute little thing."

I wonder how many problems he will have later in life?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: These People Are Desperate!

Hahaha. I did something similar to a kid who flashed me one day. I smiled with the comment, "Oh, what a cute little thing."

I wonder how many problems he will have later in life?

Awww bless!

Serves the little pratt right.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

The best response in such circumstances is of course, to look pitifully at it and say:

"Hey, that looks like a penis, only smaller!!!"





On the flip side though, try living an a/some hotel/s for a few weeks. Believe me, you do get desperate, whether there's pay-porn or not.

Made even worse if you ain't getting it in copious amounts at home.

It's easy to sit on the side and point!!!!!

 

[Guest]

The best response in such circumstances is of course, to look pitifully at it and say:

"Hey, that looks like a penis, only smaller!!!"





On the flip side though, try living an a/some hotel/s for a few weeks. Believe me, you do get desperate, whether there's pay-porn or not.

Made even worse if you ain't getting it in copious amounts at home.

It's easy to sit on the side and point!!!!!

Yes, but, hon, with all due respect (of course), even you wouldn't do something like that.

Then again, you would, but only as a game, with a consenting partner.

Lou

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmmm, I must get you to bring me some towels!!!!

<<<<<< I have my own towel-rack!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hmmmm, I must get you to bring me some towels!!!!

<<<<<< I have my own towel-rack!!!!

How do I know you wouldn't take advantage, young man!?

That thing looks a bit scary!



Edited to add: And like you need new ideas!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

How do I know you wouldn't take advantage, young man!?

That thing looks a bit scary!

Of course I would!!!

Just say, "Oh, look. It's like a penis, only smaller."

Ahem, look up two posts dear!!!

 

[Guest]

Of course I would!!!

Right, fresh towels it is then, Sir. I'll be right up.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Cool!

Wear the maids outfit!!!

 

[Guest]

Cool!

Wear the maids outfit!!!

LOL!

You know I will!

While I'm coming your way, would Sir care for anythng special from the menu?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Calling Lisa Denton..

Just what have you done?.... I read your story... Did you inspire this angst world wide???

and please tell me the next time you go to a hotel so i can pretend to be room service.

I am ALWAYS an innocent bystander, these folks apparently read my stories and started this stuff but I was innocent, I tell ya!!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Hmmm, if the hotel is really worried about it, they should hire a male maid or two to send up for those emergency extras. It'd cause doors to slam so fast it wouldn't be funny.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The hotel should throw such guests out of the hotel without giving them time to get dressed!

How about "Ohmagawd, those things come in XS, too???"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

LOL!

You know I will!

While I'm coming your way, would Sir care for anythng special from the menu?

Yeah, bring me some PIE!!!!

 

[marshalt]

Great idea!

Sincerely,
Kobe

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I always bring my own porn to hotels, I save money that way.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, bring me some PIE!!!!

Already on its way, babe. I had a feeling you'd say that!!!

 

[Lisa Denton]

I want a B.L.T. with fries, ha,ha,ha, oh, you had to have been there. On my story I mean.