These forums are sucking me in...

Zilla

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It's almost 11 pm. I still have to go work out before bed. This is bad. I keep saying to myself, I'll go work out at 9. Then it was 10. Now it's 11. I just sit here on my ass and read and post instead. I'm getting sucked in!

I'm really going to go work out now, dammit. In just a minute...
 
Welcome to the bottomless lit pit.

There is no escape. Just get comfy.

S.
 
You may as well stay now, you are almost Really Experienced!

:D
 
And the best part is, if you so desire, you can find someone to 'suck you in'..if you're into that sort of thing.;)
 
Get out now!! Hurry!!



















Too late. You've been Literoticized.

Welcome!
 
I know the feeling, trust me...

I've been reading the stories on Lit for a while, but never tried the bulletin board till about a week ago...

Now I'n about 5 posts from losing this !@#$%^ 'Virgin' tag :D
 
When they're bad, they're bad, but when it's good, it's paradise.
 
Hadn't you heard of the phenomenon that's been sweeping the world?

Ever notice some people with a very flat arse?
 
You make friends here, learn, giggle, get pissed off, get pissed, running the gamut of experience
It is addicting


I wouldn't have it any other way

Welcome to Lit
 
k¡tty said:
Hadn't you heard of the phenomenon that's been sweeping the world?

Ever notice some people with a very flat arse?

Ummm...yeah. I don't know about flat, but my 'arse' sure is sore from all the sitting!
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Ummm...yeah. I don't know about flat, but my 'arse' sure is sore from all the sitting!



*ashamed*


Okay.. my flat arse isn't because of Lit.. it's all my mother's fault and her bad genetics.
 
just pet said:
You make friends here, learn, giggle, get pissed off, get pissed, running the gamut of experience
It is addicting


I wouldn't have it any other way

Welcome to Lit

just pet is great with AV's!

;)

1 to go... I should leave for now.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
And the best part is, if you so desire, you can find someone to 'suck you in'..if you're into that sort of thing.;)

GREAT IDEA!:D
 
Welcome to Lit! This place is very addicting, but there are some really awesome people here. (Watch out for the idiots tho).

You can't go work out yet....you are only 8 posts away from getting your avatar! :D
 
Woohoo! I did it! I went and got my boring workout done. But now it's midnight and I'm wide awake.


I HAVE A FLAT ASS! For the record....it could be more curvy. It's kinda boney. It hurts to sit down this long. Damn this addicting place!! :D
 
msmuffett66 said:
just pet is great with AV's!

;)

1 to go... I should leave for now.

Thanks
It's my addiction to Google image search
I'm trying to quit

Haven't talked to you since you were a newbie
How are you, besides smarter than me and in bed...
 
Ryaine said:
Do I get a Button or a Bumper Sticker?

Sure you get a Bump Sticker...

I don't know about a button you should already have one
 
Zmey said:
Sure you get a Bump Sticker...

I don't know about a button you should already have one

I knew I shouldn’t be typing with two hands.
 
I tell many newbies you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

I'm not joking. Really.
 
just pet said:
Thanks
It's my addiction to Google image search
I'm trying to quit

I used to have one of those. I searched mainly for naked people. :rolleyes: Hehe.
 
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