plasticman33
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You have to hope this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer and suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 10 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refuse to appologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
(Edited to correct spelling of irrefutable)
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 10 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refuse to appologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
(Edited to correct spelling of irrefutable)
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Someone will flog you over that one!
