Theres only two ways to deal with a woman

[mikey2much]

Hi guys,

I am trying to recall a movie where a man tells his friend, " There are two ways to deal with a woman and nobody knows what they are."

Does anybody here know who said that and in what movie?
thanks for you help.
mike

 

[Stella_Omega]

Google says nothing-- that's amazing!

It's a great line, are you sure you didn't write it yourself?

 

[oggbashan]

"There's only ONE way to deal with a woman" is a song from Camelot.

Og

 

[Stella_Omega]

"There's only ONE way to deal with a woman" is a song from Camelot.

Og

How to handle a woman
"ARTHUR:
"How to handle a woman?
There's a way," said the wise old man,
"A way known by ev'ry woman
Since the whole rigmarole began."
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling: "No indeed.
How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her...simply love her...
Merely love her...love her...love her."

... I don't think that's the sentiment that Mikey is after...

 

[starrkers]

Best Google could give me was:

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.--Kin Hubbard (1868--1930), U.S. humorist

No movie reference though.

 

[mikey2much]

Google says nothing-- that's amazing!

It's a great line, are you sure you didn't write it yourself?

If only I could say it was true. but I found the movie. It was called vally of the sun and it came out in 47 or 42. I forget now.

 

[mikey2much]

How to handle a woman
"ARTHUR:
"How to handle a woman?
There's a way," said the wise old man,
"A way known by ev'ry woman
Since the whole rigmarole began."
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling: "No indeed.
How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her...simply love her...
Merely love her...love her...love her."

... I don't think that's the sentiment that Mikey is after...

thanks for your help but I found it. vally of the sun. an old westren from the forties.

 

[mikey2much]

Best Google could give me was:



No movie reference though.

jj

I think that you win the prize for the oldest use of the line. I did find the movie.
thanks for the help.
mike

 

[Stella_Omega]

jj

I think that you win the prize for the oldest use of the line. I did find the movie.
thanks for the help.
mike

Research is a bitch sometimes isn't it?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I read a quote by a very famous actor. I don't remember his name, but he was of the stature of John Barrymore, and I believe he was a contemporary also. He said something like: "The way to argue with a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run."