There's a story in here somewhere

[ShelbyDawn57]

Just came across this and while I didn't read the story behind it, there is a story in there somewhere...

 

[lovecraft68]

#1-Spiders have more access to more places.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

The marks from your underwear elastic go away?

-Annie

 

[MillieDynamite]

When your partner hogs the covers, you get colder.

 

[Naughtylit81]

#1-Spiders have more access to more places.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said "that pussy's wide"

 

[NoTalentHack]

Greater chance to scare the housekeeping staff.

 

[StillStunned]

"6 Fascinating Things Your Naked Body Gets Up To While You Sleep" would be a good one.

 

[MrPixel]

I'm going to look for the story.

 

[Naughtylit81]

"6 Fascinating Things Your Naked Body Gets Up To While You Sleep" would be a good one.

A sleep walkers convention with several people who sleep naked wandering out into the halls and common areas. Mischief and hilarity ensues.

 

[MrPixel]

Found it. While it's clickbait, the logic (or science, or pseudo-science) is that sleeping naked lets your body slightly cool, which invokes natural sleep signals such as melatonin. It also lets parts of your body ventilate where PJs would otherwise retain moisture, which in turn results in troublesome things like yeast infections.

Bottom line was, "Sleep naked for better health, save the pajamas for lounging around at breakfast." Or shopping at WalMart.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Found it. While it's clickbait, the logic (or science, or pseudo-science) is that sleeping naked lets your body slightly cool, which invokes natural sleep signals such as melatonin. It also lets parts of your body ventilate where PJs would otherwise retain moisture, which in turn results in troublesome things like yeast infections.

Bottom line was, "Sleep naked for better health, save the pajamas for lounging around at breakfast." Or shopping at WalMart.

Teh openening line from one of my stories: "There're all kinds of crazy things in this world. Just go to Walmart at 2 AM and you'll see plenty,..."

 

[Djmac1031]

Just came across this and while I didn't read the story behind it, there is a story in there somewhere...

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Let me guess: "Number 3 will shock you!"

God i hate internet clickbait

 

[lovecraft68]

#2 as I make my own list which are unsexy realities.

Skid marks on the sheets. This can happen people, and do not try to pretend it has never happened to you.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Doesn't Number 3 shock you every damn time?

Let me guess: "Number 3 will shock you!"

God i hate internet clickbait

 

[Britva415]

Let me guess: "Number 3 will shock you!"

"Fat cat doctors don't want you to know!"

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

To judge from the photo, sleeping naked includes wearing earrings.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

To judge from the photo, sleeping naked includes wearing earrings.

Or perhaps remnants of a pearl necklace...

 

[StillStunned]

To judge from the photo, sleeping naked includes wearing earrings.

And make-up. I hope she's the one in charge of doing the laundry.

 

[jaF0]

It also lets parts of your body ventilate where PJs would otherwise retain moisture,

No, it just lets all your stuff get on the sheets and seep through to the mattress pad and mattress which are all more difficult to wash than PJs.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Umm, gross!

No, it just lets all your stuff get on the sheets and seep through to the mattress pad and mattress which are all more difficult to wash than PJs.

 

[SimonDoom]

Just came across this and while I didn't read the story behind it, there is a story in there somewhere...

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Category versions of story titles:

E/V -- When My Neighbor Slept Naked With The Blinds Open
I/T -- The Night I Found Mom Sleeping Naked
Anal -- That Was Some Spooning
Toys -- What's That Doing There?
BDSM -- Waking Up With Strange Red Welts On The Bum
Gay Male -- Stretched and Satisfied
Sci Fi -- Late Night Alien Kidnappers

 

[StillStunned]

I/T -- The Night I Found Mom Sleeping Naked

Done that...

E/V -- When My Neighbor Slept Naked With The Blinds Open

But this one... Yes, I could make this work. Maybe in time for Summer Lovin'.

 

[StillStunned]

But this one... Yes, I could make this work. Maybe in time for Summer Lovin'.

Working title: "Unblinded"