There's a party goin' on next door...............

Ishmael

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A birthday party. It's really cool. A keg of beer, bar-b-que grilled everything, pool, horse shoes. The works. They even hired a band. And the band is pretty good. THey're playing 'classic rock' and are going at it like a road house band doing the third set of the evening. Get down, dirty, let's go out in the parking lot and fuck type of songs.

I'd love to go over and join in, except for one thing. The birthday party is for a 7 year old girl.

Does this trouble anyone else, or am I showing my age?

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
Get down, dirty, let's go out in the parking lot and fuck type of songs.

Does this trouble anyone else, or am I showing my age?

Only if 7 year-olds get the references
 
If there's a keg of beer, it sounds like not all of the attendees are too close to the age of the principle celebrant. I'd go for it.
 
then i'm officially shocked...

Isnt it just rich parents? i never had parties like that...

DAmmit I still don't have parties like that
 
heterotic said:
If there's a keg of beer, it sounds like not all of the attendees are too close to the age of the principle celebrant. I'd go for it.

Yep, the adults are over there rainsing hell too.

So, who's the party for? Still weird to my thinking.

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
A birthday party. It's really cool. A keg of beer, bar-b-que grilled everything, pool, horse shoes. The works. They even hired a band. And the band is pretty good. THey're playing 'classic rock' and are going at it like a road house band doing the third set of the evening. Get down, dirty, let's go out in the parking lot and fuck type of songs.

I'd love to go over and join in, except for one thing. The birthday party is for a 7 year old girl.

Does this trouble anyone else, or am I showing my age?

Ishmael


damn when i turned 7 all i got was a she-ra theme birthday party...i loved it though :D
 
Damn! I didn't get a keg at my 7th birthday! Darn strict parents...
 
Laurel said:
Damn! I didn't get a keg at my 7th birthday! Darn strict parents...

:D We got football at ou parties... and cake... jelly and ice cream.. mmmm

happy days :cool:
 
Well.. here's something equally disturbing in my mind:

My little brother turned 16 and wanted to go camping with some friends. My mom set it up at her friend's house (good) and stayed at the house (good).

(Her friend lives on a farm... lots of acreage with nothing on it...)

My mom then tells me that she picked up some beer and stuff for the boys. "After all... he *is* 16 now."

:eek:

WHAT?

This is the woman who wouldn't let me do ANYTHING when I was a kid... he and I are 6 years apart... she goes from being the strictest woman on earth...to buying alcohol for my lil' brother and his friends. :confused:

Crazy world.

*shrugs*
 
red_rose said:
Well.. here's something equally disturbing in my mind:

My little brother turned 16 and wanted to go camping with some friends. My mom set it up at her friend's house (good) and stayed at the house (good).

(Her friend lives on a farm... lots of acreage with nothing on it...)

My mom then tells me that she picked up some beer and stuff for the boys. "After all... he *is* 16 now."

:eek:

WHAT?

This is the woman who wouldn't let me do ANYTHING when I was a kid... he and I are 6 years apart... she goes from being the strictest woman on earth...to buying alcohol for my lil' brother and his friends. :confused:

Crazy world.

*shrugs*
It's really not fair; that happened to me too though. I think parents realize that when the over-shelter the first kid, he completely breaks the mold and goes the opposite direction from their desires. Then they make the mold more flexible, in order to avoid its completely breaking.
 
My son turns seven years old this fall...


Errrrrr should I start planning the party now?


Who wants to celebrate with me, I mean us?

:D
 
I think we played drop the clothespin in the milk bottle at my birthday party when I was seven. Maybe pin the tail on the donkey, too.

No bands though, and no keg. :rolleyes:
 
heterotic said:

It's really not fair; that happened to me too though. I think parents realize that when the over-shelter the first kid, he completely breaks the mold and goes the opposite direction from their desires. Then they make the mold more flexible, in order to avoid its completely breaking.

Well, the opposite happened here....

Um... heh... ignore all Lit posts!!

I'm a good girl! Really I am!! :D

:p

But my sis is 17 and already has a DUI/DWI on her record... my brother is a good kid, but he's 16 and he likes to smoke pot all the time.... I dunno... *shrugs*.

I didn't start being bad until I was like 20-21. lol

:D
 
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