There really is a demon that lives inside your washing machine....

[FlamingoBlue]

And it loves to steal your socks. I figure that the demon only has one leg. Why else would it steal only one sock???

blue

 

[Mellon Collie]

I knew it all along!

 

[Nighthunter]

yesss I am the demon of the washing machine!!!!!!

 

[Jaded1]

I knew it all along..............

Dam the beast. The socks it doesn't steal it pokes holes in them. Dam you beast when will you ever be satisfied I curse thee beast...............

Jaded1, CT

Of course you do know we all need serious mental help! Just check'n.....

 

[seXieleXie]

socks are bad enough but the last time i did wash (about 3:30 am this morning) the monster ate one of my favorite stockings. now i have to wear pantyhose next time i wear a skirt. *pout*

 

[Guest]

I do believe the demon lives in my washing machine, too. But, he now has a helper that comes to visit him every once in a while. My dryer is being rented to his demon friend until they can find a bigger place of their own. LOL!

Maybe, just maybe, that one sock is being used to keep something else warm when it's not being used. lol

 

[MidnightAngel]

The Sock Demon

My washing machine, also, used to be inhabited my the cruel demon who stole one sock. After sprinkling it with holy water and threatening to smash all the controls with a picture of Billy Graham, the sock demon moved on. However, a new and equally insideous entity has moved in: The demon who turns all my sweatshirts inside out.

How does this happen??

 

[batter]

dont ask me how it does it

either, but for me it is the dryer that eats one sock out of a pair.

i dont know, maybe it blows out the vent and outside and a bird picks it up to make a nest with.

another one of lifes mysteries.

 

[Rubyfruit]

What I do is stock up on bunches of socks that are exactly the same.

 

[Phoenyx]

What I do is stock up on bunches of socks that are exactly the same.

I did that for my white socks. they all look the same so even if alot go away I will still have lots to wear.




BTW does this demon steal underwear? I am missing so many pairs soemtimes I have to go comando.

 

[Silverlily]

I don't know about a demon IN my machine, but I do have a demon that uses the washing machine, but doesn't know where the dryer is.



I swear to god, one of these days, I will draw my husband a map.

 

[Cheyenne]

Yes, there is. I think his name is Yayati.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Yes, our appliances are inhabited by imps. After much research, I have discovered what they do with the socks though. You know the balls of pocket lint in your jeans? What else could it be?

 

[Jaded1]

Dam these demons...............

There is also a demon living in my washing machine that turns my underwear pink. I am getting a lot of guys smiling at me in the shower room at the gym and I don't like it I'm not that kind of guy! Guy................ MidNightAngel can I borrow your Billy Graham picture? This has gone far enough. It's got stop and stop right now. I've had it up to here........

Jaded1, CT

UN pretty in pink..................

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Blue ....Don't forget the evil dryer demon.. He likes to shrink and hide things before you get them .. I swear he and the washer are in on it together

 

[pabloback]

I did that for my white socks. they all look the same so even if alot go away I will still have lots to wear.



.

lets get this straight
you admit you wear WHITE socks


you are cliff claven

 

[Batgirl]

My washing machine demon is especially hungry - damn thing tries to eat all of thre bones out of my bra's; tangling them in the process! Sort of gives me the lop sided effect......lol

 

[rexfelis]

No socks missing, but...

your washing machine demon seems to like to play when I wash my quilts. I can never seem to get the damned thing to stay in one place when I was a quilt - the demon always bunches it up on one side and makes it walk across the floor until it unplugs itself! LOL