There once was a Board known as Lit,

[erosman]

There once was a Board known as Lit,

It's libido was people with wit.

Teasing pussy galore,

Hardened cock, and much more

On the screen, not behind a closed door.







CHIME IN

 

[Starblayde]

There once was a Board known as Lit,

Where I learnt how to stimulate a clit,

This wonderful skill,

Makes pleasure that'll kill,

Its such a pity that I am not fit.

 

[Vinny]

Lit

Here we are on a board named lit
The only place you can find a picture of Ginny's clit

 

[erosman]

There's Clark in Aruba,

Wanting to thoroughly screw ya.

No frills for your want,

Just pounding your cunt.

But the miles always come in between ya.

 

[Vinny]

Jack

Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
2 went up and 3 came down
and now they have a daughter

 

[erosman]

A student of licking,

and sucking, and fucking,

Young Starblayde's desire

is to put out the fire,

But his antics can leave us all chuckling.

 

[Starblayde]

Grrrr!

I'm much better at Haikus.....

 

[Starblayde]

Our cherry blosom,
Tumbling from the internet,
One needs to get laid.

Any better than limericks

 

[erosman]

The man in his 'form

Is a 'Vin'tage of charm.

He loves sports and romance,

and you can tell by his stance,

He will parade you around on his arm.

 

[alexandraaah]

There once was a board named Lit
she forced me behind my computer to sit
Her pull was so strong
she made me do wrong
Now I've dropped out of school in a snit.


Gotta go do a paper so this doesn't happen. Later.

 

[erosman]

There's an aardvark named Ginny,

Whose fetish ain't skinny.

Tight assholes that pucker

Make her want you to fuck her,

But do the asses help her to get any?

 

[erosman]

One Alex from 'Chi' town,

A student of reknown,

Sports a nipple to tease.

But all say, "Pretty please,

Show us both! Let us see further on down!"

 

[april-wine]

There is a place called Lit
Away too long causes fits
So each day we meet
We pull up our seats
And gather for todays daily fix

 

[april-wine]

Sometimes they try to post spam
Sparky's the spam eatin man
So posters beware
To keep him outta your hair
Don't invade Laurel and Manu's clan

 

[erosman]

A starfish who will paint

From her palette that ain't

Like the ones you'd expect

From an artiste of respect.

To wait for this I know that I cain't - NOT.

 

[lilminx]

There once was a board known as Lit,
Some posters there are into shit.
"Not for me", says Fly,
"I'd much rather eat pie
And to suck on a woman's hard clit".

 

[erosman]

April-wine,

So sublime,

From her lips we all know her.

She's kind and so sweet,

And a virtual treat.

It's her heart that she shows and we love her.

 

[Starblayde]

A cherry tree stands,
A large strong erection,
Waiting to be plucked

 

[erosman]

The soft purr of the minxie

Teases all with a winksy.

Her moist passion comes forth.

Does she know what it's worth?

The guys drool and want to get kinksy.

 

[princess4u]

there once was a board known as lit
and from forum to forum i flit
but what caused me to stay
to this day i can't say
but it sure wasn't learning to knit

 

[MissTaken]

Erosman frequents a place called Lit

Dazzling us with charm and wit

His words like fire

A blaze ever higher

I hope he shall never quit.

 

[alexandraaah]

eros is our poetic Litster
though he claims that he's just a shit-sifter
not hard to enthrall
he finds a limerick in all
to that i say, come do me, mister

 

[princess4u]

erosman's wit
on this board known as lit
makes us aspire
to try to go higher
while in front of our pcs we sit

 

[erosman]

I woke rather early,

On Sunday for surely.

A rhythm of sorts,

In my mind, not my shorts

But the coffee is brewing,

So I will quit spewing

These rhymes from my head,

To my friends in this thread,

Or I will undoubtedly get surly.

 

[erosman]

Well the coffee is black,

And I'm just getting back,

To a princess that knits

While on her pink ass she sits,

And tempts us to give her a smack.