There Must Be Something In The Water

[Rambling Rose]

I'm hornier than a bitch in heat. I've noticed I am not alone around here.

What's a girl to do?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Nora]

I'd loan you my vibrator, but I killed the batteries in it yesterday.

Did you go to the thingy-thing, btw?

 

[Eumenides]

I know what you mean.

And it's not the rum this time.

*sigh*

 

[Calamity Jane]

Nope, you are not alone. I think we need to start a support group. Find the nearest available and suitably interesting man and report back on your experiences please.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Fuck someone senseles...just make sure no emotions are involved...only physical.

Have you been talking to my last lover?

I should have mentioned that I'm swinging single at the moment and masturbation is getting old. I need to feel someone's skin besides my own.

Bah.

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[Rambling Rose]

Yes. Yes, I do.

 

[katelync]

I'm hornier than a bitch in heat. I've noticed I am not alone around here.

What's a girl to do?

Do what I did.....get handcuffed and fucked silly! Damn and I am still horny...maybe we should bottle it?

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[freakygirl]

I've given up sex.. it leads to smoking.

 

[freakygirl]

I've given up sex.. it leads to smoking.

Actually.. My sexual partner has been working 16 hour shifts.. we haven't had a chance to have sex.

Anyone want to take his place for a week or so?

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[peachykeen]

I've given up sex.. it leads to smoking.

Hah. Lack thereof has forced me to buy my first pack in months. If I can't get sex, I've got to do something with my hands and mouth.

 

[freakygirl]

Hell no, I'm not working no 16 hour shift!

Damn.. you caught on.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I've learned that sleeping in separate bedrooms does not improve the sexual aspects of a marriage.

In other words, I'm horny as fuck and am not getting any either.

It's a damn shame, I tell ya.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Cool...can we try the ass to ass thing?

Try it? We'll turn it upside down and inside out! We'll be the ass to ass masters!

Got any other nifty ideas?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I've learned that sleeping in separate bedrooms does not improve the sexual aspects of a marriage.

Sleeping in the same bedroom sometimes doesn't help.

I'm thinkin me and you and Rosie darlin ought to get together.

 

[peachykeen]

Sleeping in the same bedroom sometimes doesn't help.

I'm thinkin me and you and Rosie darlin ought to get together.

count me in...

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[seXieleXie]

i'm will to whore myself out for a plane ticket to somewhere fun during my fall break

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sleeping in the same bedroom sometimes doesn't help.

Why do you think I moved into my own room? If I'm going to be lonely, I might as well be alone.

I'm going to go masturbate now. Bye.

 

[Rambling Rose]

This would be laughable if it weren't so fucking sad. Ruby is that Sybian built for two?

 

[lavender]

 

[VeryBadGirl]

My husband is sick with a very juicy cold - yuck. I just took him some aspirin and Fresca, and stepped on a pile of wet tissues. GROSS! Then I looked at him and it looked like he had grown a huge mole right under his eye - upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a hunk of cinnamon sugar from the apple thing-y he just ate.

I'm not horny.