There Must Be 50 Ways To Please Your Lover!

[Mister Ree]

I have always liked the Paul Simon song "There must be 50 ways to leave your lover." I thought it would be fun to come up with a new version - "There must be 50 ways to please your lover!"

I'll start - love to have you help:

1) Try it with three, Lee.
2) Do it on a bus, Gus.
3) Try it from the back, Jack.

Your turn!

Mister Ree

 

[Mister Ree]

More ways!

4) Do it on the bed, Fred.
5) In the back of your truck, Chuck.
6) In the middle of the Mall, Paul.

Your turn!

 

[super_grover]

in the bed, ted
on the table, mabel
against the door, thor
in the dark, mark

 

[SweetlirishRose]

Make her squeal, Will
Get on your knees, Dee
Just do it in the sand, Fran