There is no such thing as a "safe" Shards O' Glass Freeze-Pop

[shereads]

From the CEO of the Shards O' Glass Freeze-Pops snack company:

http://www.shardsoglass.com/about/ad.cfm

"We now agree with the overwhelming medical and scientific consensus that eating glass freeze pops can be dangerous. Those who eat glass freeze pops are far more likely to develop shards-related ailments than those who don't eat them.

"Our products are intended for adults and as such, we only market to them. While some studies suggest that over 80% of our adult customers started eating Shards O' Glass Freeze Pops before the age of 18, the intent of our marketing efforts is to encourage customers to switch from another glass pop brands, and not to get young people to start licking."

 

[kellycummings]

I think it is a brilliant ad campaign but am afraid that many will miss the point.

 

[destinie21]

Damn I thought the internal bleeding was from mad cow infected beef now I find out it's from those damn shards o' glass freeze pops.I blame the internet and janet jackson.

 

[shereads]

I think it is a brilliant ad campaign but am afraid that many will miss the point.

The "point." Very clever.

 

[shereads]

Damn I thought the internal bleeding was from mad cow infected beef now I find out it's from those damn shards o' glass freeze pops.I blame the internet and janet jackson.

Unlike you, I'm not a slave to Shards O' Glass Freeze Pops. I can stop licking them whenever I want to. I just don't want to.

 

[kellycummings]

Too clever. I missed it myself. I hadn't intended it to be clever and somehow made it so. I wonder what that says about me.

 

[minsue]

I love it!

- Mindy, valiantly fighting the urge to order the t-shirt...