There is an Obesity Epidemic in the United States

[JoePepsiCo]

It's real. It's true. You don't need a link.
It's talked about a lot.
A lot of people see,
a call to action.

Wrong!

I see
opportunity.
Sell them tasty tidbits,
delicious morsels of color,
advertising, nay screaming! TASTY!

A substance totally devoid of caloric value.
Burn more to digest it than to consume.
Make it slightly addictive; caffeine?
Each color to have its effect.
Waiting is fulfilled.

Soylent!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Where's Kennedy when it comes time to cast my vote?

Did they really tell him to STFU and get off the stage?

Big Food? Did they put they hit in?

Now the thread is political.

 

[Bn2f]

Ok boomer.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Boomer?

Esiason?

 

[Bn2f]

Boomer?

Esiason?

For a person who always starts off desperately attempting to be some Mensa prodigy, how come you always make folks feel like they're in a nursing home hearing a senile grandparent retelling how they learned to do the Charleston?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

It goes hand-in-hand with the education crises?

Too much TV? It's harder to eat with a book in your hands.

I like books.

I read a lot.

A lot.

 

[Bn2f]

It goes hand-in-hand with the education crises?

Too much TV? It's harder to eat with a book in your hands.

I like books.

I read a lot.

A lot.

Yeah, that's great. What illustrated, fold-out would you like me to send ya this Christmas?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The Foundation Trilogy?

You need one.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I have my copy.

In hardback and paperback.
The latter is well-worn and well-appreciated...

Perhaps you should start with Andrew Card.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

PS - Get off the couch.

You let Kennedy down.

You should have cut and J-6'd 4 hymn...

 

[schism666]

we need a "where are aj's marbles?" thread.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The "we" you speak of needs help.

 

[schism666]

the only help we need is someone to translate a dumb trumpet's early morning drunken diatribes.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

So you've come to me.

I have the right to refuse your business.

 

[JoePepsiCo]