There are two types of cock in this world...

[RacyWilde]

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Yes, I have been thinking hard on cock! lol And I have drawn a conclusion - there are only two types of cock in this world: torpedo and mushroom.



https://www.sharecg.com/images/medium/79746.jpg

Torpedo cocks are those that have an arrow head but the shaft continues the angle and usually widens near the middle. It has many advantages such as the stretch and release of a pussy when thrusting.

Torpedos:

https://s.smutty.com/media_smutty/s/h/a/m/b/shame85-thehk-a8a0c7.jpg

http://www.menshowingcock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/big-erect-penis.jpg

http://pingping.fantasti.cc/big/s/w/a/swaggycock/swaggycock_22e391.jpg



http://www.dailyherald.com/storyimage/DA/20160927/news/160928975/AR/0/AR-160928975.jpg&updated=201609271218&MaxW=800&maxH=800&noborder

Mushroom cocks are those that have a distinguished head and a hard rim but the shaft begins at a smaller radius and generally follow through to the base. It too has many advantages such as a first *gasp* impression as it slides in.

Mushrooms:

http://cdn.so.fantasti.cc/big/b/u/b/bubblenbobble/bubblenbobble_c2f8d0.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/25ca1052d5d4210e2198bd14f9135a9d/tumblr_mvi6db1Haj1rwxs6oo2_500.jpg

http://www.circlist.com/preferences/prefimages/aussie/tttc1.jpg



Now this is just for fun, to create light-hearted banter about the pleasures of cock... (and maybe we can learn something on how different-shaped cocks can maximise there affect )

So, do the anonymous poll, and if you're game, tell us the advantages of the cock shape you have (what you've learnt yourself, what women have told you, and even what you've heard on the wind). I'm sure a lot of information will be cock-in-cheek, but of course there will be some useful stuff that we can all try at home.



(Argh! It won't let me do a poll for some reason :/ Sorry.)

 

[jackstud]

Its just so expensive to keep myself in Jeans. I keep ripping them

 

[RacyWilde]

Its just so expensive to keep myself in Jeans. I keep ripping them

Huh. Huh. Huh.

Maybe you should get some more sex to smooth out your edges. The more pussy juice and friction a cock gets the better erosion for less rip....lol.

I'm super-duper fallacious.

 

[Bigspurt]

I am a mushroom. I find that the shape helps to "pump" out a pussy as it strikes in and out. Very similar to a fluid pump.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Me too

Mushroom. See profile pic.

 

[Bigspurt]

Mushroom. See profile pic.

That pair of leopard panties barely contains your cock!

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Is that a problem?

 

[Bigspurt]

Is that a problem?

Nope!

 

[midwestdude]

.....

 

[RacyWilde]

I am a mushroom. I find that the shape helps to "pump" out a pussy as it strikes in and out. Very similar to a fluid pump.

Hmm... doesn't that mean the pussy walls barely touch your shaft, especially around the sensitive under-rim?

 

[ADIDAS00]

I personally have a mushroom shape. I'm kind of partial to it myself. My wife says she enjoyes the ridge when it slips past her lips (both pair ) It seems to give her plenty of pleasure so I can't complain. I will say apart from my penis, the build up to the sex is the best part. I'm convinced that Great foreplay by far outweighs what your cock looks like

 

[allforfun86]

Mines a mushroom lol. Large head with a wide ridge, but my shaft is at its thickest in the middle. I also am almost straight as a arrow with a slight curve upward. My wife says she loves it cause the curve hits her g spot almost constantly, depending on the position, and she says it has that gasp factor from the head and the shaft stretches her in a amazing way.

 

[RacyWilde]

I personally have a mushroom shape. I'm kind of partial to it myself. My wife says she enjoyes the ridge when it slips past her lips (both pair ) It seems to give her plenty of pleasure so I can't complain. I will say apart from my penis, the build up to the sex is the best part. I'm convinced that Great foreplay by far outweighs what your cock looks like

Oh, it's not about looks, we are talking shape here and what that means for a pussy.

For head jobs, I know I can fit a torpedo cock in further down my throat than a mushroom. It's sheer logistics...lol.

And the lips of the pussy - it's said that they are more sensitive than inside - so you'd think torpedoes have the advantage of going deep while stretching the lips at the same time. It's logical.

Also, foreplay is great... when you have the time. (I doubt many people spend two hours on foreplay three times a week.) Busy, working girls like me need to be efficient a lot of the time otherwise sex will never happen. (Plus when you've been thinking about naughty things all day, it doesn't take much.) It's also amazing to be taken before any heat has started in the body and let the sex warm up it up. (Meaning no foreplay at all.) It's so erotic when suddenly you feel the slipperiness gush between you when your body has woken up and said 'yes!'. I hate how foreplay these days is used to get a girl in the mood (thank social health and marriage counseling for that). Didn't foreplay used to be the result of being horny?

 

[RacyWilde]

Mines a mushroom lol. Large head with a wide ridge, but my shaft is at its thickest in the middle. I also am almost straight as a arrow with a slight curve upward. My wife says she loves it cause the curve hits her g spot almost constantly, depending on the position, and she says it has that gasp factor from the head and the shaft stretches her in a amazing way.

Yeah, curve can be important. I remember seeing the film Witches of Eastwick and wondering why they were so excited for Nicolson's cock bending the other way...lol. Though, curve can also be a bother. I had a boyfriend that curved to his right, which meant my left ovary got a workout every time we fucked. :/

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

Mushroom

So, I'm a mushroom dude.

The big advantage of course is that I'm great with an omelette for breakfast.

 

[allforfun86]

Yeah, curve can be important. I remember seeing the film Witches of Eastwick and wondering why they were so excited for Nicolson's cock bending the other way...lol. Though, curve can also be a bother. I had a boyfriend that curved to his right, which meant my left ovary got a workout every time we fucked. :/

My wife says her ovaries scream for my cock every time she starts sucking on me lol

 

[HoldYouDown]

Mushroom, with a curve upward. The head can look really out of proportion if I'm extremely aroused or ready to blow a load.

 

[gtnlynn]

Mushroom. I asked my wife which she prefers, and she said, "I don't have a preference, just so it's thick."

 

[albertaboy]

I would be a non-extreme mushroom guy, can't i've ever thought about this from an advantage or disadvantage perspective before.

 

[IARainman]

Torpedo. Not really sure of the advantages, I mean, it's what I've always had, not like I can trade it in like you can. I guess an advantage might be that the shaft seems to do more of the stretching, not sure that's an advantage or just a difference. But it's something for you to think long and hard about.

 

[RedSilk69]

I hate how foreplay these days is used to get a girl in the mood (thank social health and marriage counseling for that). Didn't foreplay used to be the result of being horny?

I've gone through non-horny periods where the foreplay came first, the horniness second - and then periods where the horniness came first, then the foreplay. Or rather, the sex - "foreplay" implies that there's A Main Event, and while the younger the guy is the truer that is, it's also incredibly fun when there's no single Main Event.

Other than that - wonderful thread. I love the pump analogy

 

[tristantrotsky]

Let Me Count The Ways...

As all connoisseurs of cock will agree, there are an infinite variety of male organs - far more than just two. In fact, there's research to be done there as regards taste, size and fuckability, plus a thesis to be written.

 

[kinkymarriedguy]

Mushroom, uncut, long and thick veinous shaft, brown, curves slightly - fits in any receptacle with ease and has very sensitive bumps on the border of the mushroom specially when stimulated gently...who wants to play?

 

[TheBubbles85]

This makes a lot of sense lol.

 

[JamesRTickit]

Mushroom

Big head!!!