The Year in Ideas

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Every year the NY Times publishes "The Year in Ideas" with a long list of short articles on the interesting/outrageous/silly/etc. ideas of the past year. Here are two. - Perdita

National Smiles By D.T. MAX
Dacher Keltner, a professor of psychology at the University of California at Berkeley, contends that Americans and the English smile differently. On this side of the Atlantic, we simply draw the corners of our lips up, showing our upper teeth. Think Julia Roberts or the gracefully aged Robert Redford. "I think Tom Cruise has a terrific American smile," Keltner, who specializes in the cultural meaning of emotions, says. In England, they draw the lips back as well as up, showing their lower teeth. The English smile can be mistaken for a suppressed grimace or a request to wipe that stupid smile off your face. Think headwaiter at a restaurant when your MasterCard seems tapped out, or Prince Charles anytime.

Keltner hit upon this difference in national smiles by accident. He was studying teasing in American fraternity houses and found that low-status frat members, when they were teased, smiled using the risorius muscle - a facial muscle that pulls the lips sideways - as well as the zygomatic major, which lifts up the lips. It resulted in a sickly smile that said, in effect, I understand you must paddle me, brother, but not too hard, please. Several years later, Keltner went to England on sabbatical and noticed that the English had a peculiar deferential smile that reminded him of those he had seen among the junior American frat members. Like the frat brothers', the English smile telegraphed an acknowledgment of hierarchy rather than just expressing pleasure.

"What the deferential smile says is, 'I respect what you're thinking of me and am shaping my behavior accordingly,"' Keltner says. His theory was put to the test earlier this year when a British journalist showed Keltner 15 pictures of closely cropped smiles and Keltner guessed right - Briton or American - 14 times. "I missed Venus Williams like a fool," he remembers.

Porn Suffix, The By JASCHA HOFFMAN
Establishing a new Internet suffix like ".com" or ".org" takes deep pockets and patience. This has not deterred Stuart Lawley, a Florida entrepreneur, from trying to establish a pornography-only ".xxx" domain. In such a realm, Lawley could restrict porn marketing to adults only, protect users' privacy, limit spam and collect fees from Web masters. The .xxx proposal was finally slated for approval in August by the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (Icann), but because of a flurry of protest, it has been shelved for now.

Lawley's scheme has aroused support and dissent across the political spectrum. The Family Research Council warns that it will simply breed more smut. But Senator Joe Lieberman supports a virtual red-light district because he says it would make the job of filtering out porn easier.

Meanwhile, some pornographers, apparently drawn by the promise of catchier and more trustworthy U.R.L.'s, have gotten behind Lawley. Other skin-peddlers, echoing the A.C.L.U., see the establishment of a voluntary porn zone as the first step toward the deportation of their industry to a distant corner of the Web, where their sites could easily be blocked by skittish Internet service providers, credit card companies and even governments.

The Free Speech Coalition, a lobbying group for the pornography industry, supports an entirely different approach to Web architecture. It recommends that children be confined to a wholesome ".kids" domain. This "walled garden" theory of Internet safety is not original. It is borrowed from Lawley himself, who has since dropped it because he deems it impractical.
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Other interesting 'ideas': Cobblestones are Good for You (Mat.!), Do-It-Yourself Cartography, False-Memory Diet, Forehead Billboards, The Genetic Theory of Harry Potter, Fertile Red States, In Vitro Meat, Monkey Pay-Per-View, Pleistocene Rewilding, The Runaway Alarm Clock (never!), Serialized Pop Song, Sitcom Loyalty Oath, Stoic Redheads, Stream-of-Consciousness Newspaper, The Toothbrush That Sings, Two-Dimensional Food, Zombie Dogs

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Monkey Pay-Per-View

I was too intrigued by Monkey Pay-Per-View not to look it up:
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Entertainment moguls, take note: scientists are now one step closer to understanding what a monkey will - and won't - pay to see.

In January, the neurobiologists Michael Platt and Robert Deaner at Duke University published the results of an experiment that explored the viewing habits of male rhesus monkeys seated in a laboratory. If a test monkey chose to look in one direction, it received a squirt of cherry juice. If it looked in another, it received a slightly larger or smaller squirt of juice, plus one of several images to look at: the face of a higher-status or lower-status monkey or the attractive back end of a female monkey. By varying the amount of juice that came with each picture, the researchers were able to calculate the value of each image, in "relative juice payoff," to the viewer.

The results of the study, called "Monkeys Pay Per View," would not surprise a theater operator in Times Square, past or present. With remarkable consistency, the monkeys were willing to forgo a little juice - to pay extra, in effect - to look at the more important monkeys or to check out some monkey booty. (The male monkeys did not seem to prefer female faces over male ones, however.)

For scientists, the results offered the first experimental confirmation that monkeys discriminate between pictures of their brethren based on social status. To what extent they are picking up on facial cues, or bringing to bear their own prior familiarity with the social group, remains to be spelled out. Regardless, the study shows that the importance of social information is wired into their brains: the neural circuits that assign value (in the currency of juice) have access to the database of social interactions.

What holds for nonhuman primates may also hold for people. With a better understanding of the neural basis of social cognition, neurobiologists hope to get a handle on diseases like autism, which effectively disrupts a person's ability to judge the expressions, intentions and importance of other individuals.

In the meantime, Hollywood might draw a lesson or two. Not only did the subjects in the Duke study pay extra to see monkey celebrities; they also had to be bribed with extra juice to look at low-class monkey flunkies. Imagine: television channels and movie theaters that pay us to watch their schlock. Now that's evolution.
 
perdita said:
The Free Speech Coalition, a lobbying group for the pornography industry, supports an entirely different approach to Web architecture. It recommends that children be confined to a wholesome ".kids" domain. This "walled garden" theory of Internet safety is not original. It is borrowed from Lawley himself, who has since dropped it because he deems it impractical.

I can't say what kids today would think of the idea of a ".kids" domain. When I was a kid I dare say the idea would have been met with the simple phrase: "Get a rope!"
 
McKenna said:
The results of the study, called "Monkeys Pay Per View," would not surprise a theater operator in Times Square, past or present. With remarkable consistency, the monkeys were willing to forgo a little juice - to pay extra, in effect - to look at the more important monkeys or to check out some monkey booty. (The male monkeys did not seem to prefer female faces over male ones, however.)
I especially liked the phrase "more important monkeys".

Perdita
 
R. Richard said:
I can't say what kids today would think of the idea of a ".kids" domain. When I was a kid I dare say the idea would have been met with the simple phrase: "Get a rope!"

Ahh but the magic is you the parent alter the computer using whatever free tool the ISPs or platform people would have out in a heart beat so thekids have no choice. The library jumps on and you specify their internet privlidges just like you do now when you select yes or no to filters.

The great thing about kids is that parents do make the rules. Its been proven time and time again with the parental lock on the TV. Sure little suzy might flip and throw the remote and pitch a fit, but until she guesses those 4 numbers she is NOT getting the channel she wants.

~Alex
 
The idea of a special suffix for porn sites is brilliant. Making it easier for parent- and school-imposed filters to identify adult content might be the best defense against the inevitable legal attacks by family-values groups.

Zombie Dogs seems less promising at first glance. To be fair, I haven't googled it yet.
 
The monkey study seems to fly in the face of what we know as humans. They want to look at the more important monkeys, while humans are fascinated with reality television.

Of course, reality tv is just the act of turning lesser monkeys into important monkeys.

I think the .xxx is a great idea from every standpoint.
 
Boota said:
Of course, reality tv is just the act of turning lesser monkeys into important monkeys.
Gosh, Boota, that's quite profound. And so very pitiful.

As far as I can tell I've never watched reality tv but I've always enjoyed watching monkeys.

Perdita
 
Watching monkeys is a LOT more fun than watching reality tv. I tried to watch an episode of Survivor with a friend of mine and it made my brain hurt.

You know, watching the kids from outside the McDonald's Playplace is a lot like going to the monkey house. They just don't jerk-off on the glass as much.
 
Boota said:
You know, watching the kids from outside the McDonald's Playplace is a lot like going to the monkey house. They just don't jerk-off on the glass as much.
I'd prefer watching monkeys (children are too mean, esp. in packs).

But now that you mention it, I've never seen a monkey jerk off. And I live in California!

Perdita
 
perdita said:
But now that you mention it, I've never seen a monkey jerk off. And I live in California!

Perdita

Wow! You seem so worldly otherwise! LOL.

The very first time I went to the zoo, I was very young, the monkeys were all lined up along the front of the glass and cranking it like they were trying to win a prize. I had no idea what they were doing or why my parents were rushing us out of the monkeyhouse.
 
Andreina said:
Servus Perdita! Wie geht's?
Andreina: Grüss Gott, danke and Wiedersehen were all the Austrian German I learned (most everyone in Wien spoke English!) The first greeting was spoken by my brother's old widowed neighbor. She knew no English but managed to let me know to turn the WC light off before I went to bed :) .

Perdita
 
perdita said:
As far as I can tell I've never watched reality tv but I've always enjoyed watching monkeys.
Reality TV is a more accessible version of monkey-watching. Advantage: when someone hurls a fistful of dung, there's no chance of getting any on you.
 
What about lack of ideas, Perdy? - I was just thinking of yer guv'mint.....
 
Boota said:
You know, watching the kids from outside the McDonald's Playplace is a lot like going to the monkey house. They just don't jerk-off on the glass as much.

Second coffee spew.

What a morning! :D
 
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