The write in white thread

does this mean if you two divorce I get two Christmases?

Snort! Bet you she'll fight me for custody and try to prove me unfit. I'll just kidnap you and take you to Graceland where it'll feel like Christmas year-round.
 
Snort! Bet you she'll fight me for custody and try to prove me unfit. I'll just kidnap you and take you to Graceland where it'll feel like Christmas year-round.

Now is not the time to tell you my mom grew up in Tupelo, down the street from his house, right? Graceland inspired me to try to have a jungle room. HUGE failure but damn it was fun.

Oh, and I can be bribed to lie during custody hearings!!
 
Now is not the time to tell you my mom grew up in Tupelo, down the street from his house, right? Graceland inspired me to try to have a jungle room. HUGE failure but damn it was fun.

Oh, and I can be bribed to lie during custody hearings!!

*blinkblinkblinkblinkblink* I will follow you anywhere ...

But first ... *innocent look* will you help me find my dog? Just climb in that there van ... and don't tell Appysnort.
 
*blinkblinkblinkblinkblink* I will follow you anywhere ...

But first ... *innocent look* will you help me find my dog? Just climb in that there van ... and don't tell Appysnort.

Oh come on. My dad warned me to never be taken in by the lost dog scenario.



However, I am a bit hungry, got any candy?
 
Oh come on. My dad warned me to never be taken in by the lost dog scenario.



However, I am a bit hungry, got any candy?

Oy. You got me. What about the lost kangaroo scenario?

Hmm. I'm not sure. You'd have to crawl in the back of the van and take a look.
 
Oy. You got me. What about the lost kangaroo scenario?

Hmm. I'm not sure. You'd have to crawl in the back of the van and take a look.

A KANGAROO?!? Oh I'll help look for that, my goodness, let me at 'em!

Oh? What's back there? More sweets? Hey, why is there a cute boy back here with duct tape on his mouth? I mean, I don't mind, really but there should be at least three.
 
A KANGAROO?!? Oh I'll help look for that, my goodness, let me at 'em!

Oh? What's back there? More sweets? Hey, why is there a cute boy back here with duct tape on his mouth? I mean, I don't mind, really but there should be at least three.

Ha! Got ya!

Oh. Him? That's part of your bribe for the custody hearing.

There will be another one waiting when we switch vehicles so we can't be followed. Yep. I think ahead. Christmas year round, baby!
 
I must say that I should not be surprised anymore. But I must say that I am very very disappointed. It's a shame really.
 
Modesty blaize, I learn new things about you all the time. The latest is that deep down, you really ARE a one woman man. Isn't it amazing what you discover from a book and a pair of boxers? Funny thing is, you were always safe. I love you no less than I always have.
 
Just in case you were wondering- "sighingly beautiful" was a much more successful line than "I love your voice when you're not talking".
 
This conversation is breaking my heart. I can't have you and I want you. And I can't have you. But I want you. And apparently you want me too and here we are, not able to do this. And I'm just...what are we doing? Oh my God. I am not this girl anymore.
 
This conversation is breaking my heart. I can't have you and I want you. And I can't have you. But I want you. And apparently you want me too and here we are, not able to do this. And I'm just...what are we doing? Oh my God. I am not this girl anymore.

Oh???
 
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