The Worst Thing.....

[Kantarii]

What’s the worst thing you have ever said in bed during or after sex?

 

[silver gurl]

Thank you.
Haven’t been with many. And a males ego is fragile.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Want to stay all night?

Lesson learned there. Never again.

 

[Kantarii]

If you have to ask if they enjoyed it, then it’s bad

 

[von_Bismarck]

Thank you.
Haven’t been with many. And a males ego is fragile.

I've heard people say that saying "thank you" is bad, like it seems desperate. But I don't get it. With my SO, we say that, and it's like an affirmation.

Maybe it seems desperate only if you're not in a committed relationship?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I've heard people say that saying "thank you" is bad, like it seems desperate. But I don't get it. With my SO, we say that, and it's like an affirmation.

Maybe it seems desperate only if you're not in a committed relationship?

Yeah, I never got that either. Of course these days I lean more towards "get the fuck out" but time was that was just a thing we said afterwards.

 

[silver gurl]

I've heard people say that saying "thank you" is bad, like it seems desperate. But I don't get it. With my SO, we say that, and it's like an affirmation.

Maybe it seems desperate only if you're not in a committed relationship?

Honestly I don’t think I have ever said thank you
I was just teasing.
I have had thoughts though....not good.

 

[FGB]

Well.

I guess I don't have a bad heart or I would be dead now!

At least she was limping when she left!

 

[jomar]

Well.

I guess I don't have a bad heart or I would be dead now!

At least she was limping when she left!

Stubbed her toe on the way out?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Limping? Dafuq?

 

[FukLuk]

When is your husband gonna have breakfast ready?

 

[CottonCandy29]

Once I told a guy to hurry it up and get to it becauae I had an early flight to catch and sweet him was taking his time sucking my toes...
He wasn't pleased.

 

[silver gurl]

When is your husband gonna have breakfast ready?

Is that you Princess?

 

[FukLuk]

Is that you Princess?

It's Luk, asshole.

 

[FGB]

Stubbed her toe on the way out?

Thigh muscle if I recall correctly.

I had so many muscle cramps I couldn't even get out of the pull out couch bed for like five minutes or longer.

She was in excellent shape and I ...wasn't.

Well, not for that level.

She worked me over ...no doubt about it.

 

[lustatopia]

I had this emo girlfriend who told about the first time she ever got laid.

She had a guy friend that she hung out with. Strictly platonic. Both he and she were virgins. They trusted each other. All their friends were going out, dating, getting laid and they felt left out of the cool scene, so one night they decided, fuck it, let's just lose our virginity together tonight, find out what all the excitement is all about.

So they got drunk and fucked.

The next morning over coffee he said to her, "I think I'm gay."

 

[heathergives]

"Wanna call yourself a cab?”

 

[Kantarii]

"Wanna call yourself a cab?”

Damn was that before or after they got undressed?

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

What’s the worst thing you have ever said in bed during or after sex?

I can't print it here---.

 

[Conager]

It's Luk, asshole extraordinaire.

FYP

Don't sell yourself short.

 

[SissySalina]

Who are you again?

 

[Wrong Element]

Not something I said exactly, but I once hit the metaphorical pause button because Browns highlights had come on TV. In my defense, they had won that day so it was basically like Halley's Comet had appeared. I couldn't just not look.

I believe I was forgiven.

 

[Kantarii]

Shit, that’s my wife calling.

 

[FGB]

There was the time when her mother called ME and asked if her daughter could spend the night due to her ex husband being on a rampage...

She didn't know who called and I was buried to the balls and she was squeezing me to watch my eyes lose focus. I hung up and started back to pumping and said your mama ask if you could spend the night.

Strange first date.

 

[ishtat]

What’s the worst thing you have ever said in bed during or after sex?

"Ahh Susan" - only she wasn't Susan.