The worst sex

[AStormyOne]

Ok.... My husband and I just made love. It lasted all of 5 minutes, and now I am up, horny, and with no where to go and nothing to do. He is sound asleep... evidentally he found it better than I did. But, since my juices are flowing rather strongly, I thought I would come to Lit! I am sure someone here knows a cure for how I feel.

Storm

 

[Guest]

Yeah, go fuck yourself.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Yep, go read a couple of stories from here and then take matters into your own hands.... or come over to my place and I'll take matters into my hands

 

[Cloak38]

Wanna come over?

 

[Rubyfruit]

First, ignore the person behind the curtain marked "unregistered." It has a heart full of decaying worms. Not a pretty sight.

Secondly, come to my house and ride my Sybian. It never gets soft and can keep going until you cum as many times as you want baby. I'll even provide nipple stimulation and mouth to mouth.

 

[AStormyOne]

HEY EVERYONE!!!!

Lookie!!!! I got a troll!!!!!!

 

[AStormyOne]

Yep, go read a couple of stories from here and then take matters into your own hands.... or come over to my place and I'll take matters into my hands

I have thought about the own hands part... lets just say that doesn't work well for me. And the stories just make me hotter!!! So, I will just head your way. It may take me a while to get there, but I am persistant!

Storm

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

eat lots of chocolate

be luck you can have sex

 

[AStormyOne]

Wanna come over?

It seems last time we talked, I was flat on my back with my legs spread.. a come hither look plastered on my face, and you just walked away!!! What do you plan on doing this time?

 

[Ragingbull]

Now you two girls might be able to keep each other company. I have something on me that could solve stormy's problem.Mind if I tag alnog? I'll bring the whipped cream!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

So, I will just head your way. It may take me a while to get there, but I am persistant

I'll leave the outside light on and you knock three times on the door..... then I know to answer the door wearing only the best

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Now you two girls might be able to keep each other company. I have something on me that could solve stormy's problem.Mind if I tag alnog? I'll bring the whipped cream!

Bring two cans

 

[AStormyOne]

Secondly, come to my house and ride my Sybian. It never gets soft and can keep going until you cum as many times as you want baby. I'll even provide nipple stimulation and mouth to mouth.

I think I have seen the website for Sybian. It looked FUN!!!!!! I am grabbing my raincoat (its pouring here).. Here I come!!

Storm *wondering if I should get dressed before I leave the house*

 

[AStormyOne]

I'll bring the whipped cream!

Oh boy!! Now we are talking business!!!!

Storm

 

[AStormyOne]

I'll leave the outside light on and you knock three times on the door..... then I know to answer the door wearing only the best

No need to wear anything at all... I am just grabbing my raincoat for protection. I am au natural from there on out.

Storm

 

[Cloak38]

Looks like a group thing....

How many can you handle?

 

[Ragingbull]

Hoping in my batmobile, traveling at the spped of light, rounding the corner, I see Stormy going inside. "Wait for me," I yell rushing up the steps.

 

[AStormyOne]

Looks like a group thing....

How many can you handle?

The way I feel right now.... I can handle as many as want to join!!!!! I WANT ACTION!

Storm

 

[Ragingbull]

Without wasting time we all head to the hot tub, stip naked and slip beneath the warm foamy surface...

 

[Ree]

Unfortunately Stormy, this travisty occurs in my home more often then I care to admit, that is why I have a B.O.B. and a jetted tub. They take my "troubles" away as many times as I want it to. Next time you're in my neighborhood I will take you shopping.

 

[Elizabeth]

Ok.... My husband and I just made love. It lasted all of 5 minutes, and now I am up, horny, and with no where to go and nothing to do. He is sound asleep... evidentally he found it better than I did. But, since my juices are flowing rather strongly, I thought I would come to Lit! I am sure someone here knows a cure for how I feel.

Storm

Grrrrrrrr...I can really relate to this.

 

[erosman]

I find that I can control the speed of lovemaking as long as I am the 'conductor'. I can make it last...indefinitely.
Ladies, if you're the 'conductor', can't you make it last as long as you want?
Maybe you should try 'conducting'.

 

[AStormyOne]

I conducted. He blew his... errr... whistle.

Hiya, Eros. how are you tonight?

Storm

 

[erosman]

I'm well

Don't let him play with his damn whistle!

Only the conductor gets to play with the whistle...'cause the conductor is the one in charge...'cause the conductor is the Boss!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey Stormy... was it as good for you as it was for the rest of us