The Worst Line Ever Heard In a Country Song?

[*bratcat*]

 

[Styphon]

Hello

Pretty much ALL of them... no wonder people drink beer while listening to the songs

They're so bucolic and I hate the cracker-barrel philosophy they peddle.

Sorry!

Styphon

 

[batter]

how about...

Moo Moo
I love you
I know you're a cow
But anything will do.
and i say
Ooowee, can't you see
I just wanna make love to you.



the song is by Jonathan Grandmire.
its a funny song, but it does have some strange lyrics in it.

the above lines are only the intro to it.

 

[*bratcat*]

I think these fit!

 

[IndianaJones]

1. "Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life."

2. "We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee."

And it's easy to make up your own. Just string together a few of their most common themes and images. Hence: "It was rainin' when I drove the pickup to the train station to pick up Mama when she got outta prison."

 

[willywanker]

"Earls gotta die"

 

[TonyG]

I had sex with my Chevy truck.

 

[rambling man]

went into a diner for lunch the other day, someone selected a country song on the jukebox.....I took my food and left as soon as I heard "She thanks mah tracter's sexy"

I like very very very little country, but not that shit...yuck!

 

[Guest]

'Feed Jake... he's been a good dog."

 

[Cirrus]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[Always]

"Earls gotta die"

YES! that is exactly what i was thinking... that song Goodbye Earl... *snickers*



slutmouth that is doctor demento, not country. *grins*

 

[batter]

good answer!!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

i havent heard that one in a long time.

gonna have to get my tapes out again!!
no one does it like T.Bone!! LOL

 

[Barb Dwyer]

- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone who will
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- Don't Cry Down My Back, Baby, You Might Rust My Spurs
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- I'd Rather Be Picked Up Here Than Be Put Down At Home
- I Need Somebody Bad Tonight 'Cause I Just Lost Somebody Good Today

 

[Myrrdin]

The Wurzels

"I gotta brand new combine harvester,
An I'll give you the key."

 

[batter]

oh man!!! ROFLMAO

Damn, you people are good at this.
I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
i actually had tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

 

[Chuckus]

She thinks my tractors' sexy

 

[nasty]

Now, now

She thinks my tractors' sexy

I like that song, even though that line dosn't really make a whole lotta sense

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

"We're just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm..."

That was a big hit for a while. *shudders*

 

[nasty]

The worst line is

"They've created Murder on Music Row." I normally like George Strait and Alan Jackson, but that line seems WAY TOO SELFISH!!!!!! "Murder on Music Row" is the worst song ever made.

 

[YoungGun69]

well if ya want a good country laugh try this song by Cletus T Judd
A parody or this kiss my faith hill called Chrimis

 

[RonG]

I have no idea who sang the song but the lyrics, sung by a woman went

Life was so much simpler
When I was sober and queer
But I just spent my last ten bucks
On birth control and beer

 

[nasty]

That song is REALLY FUNNY!!!!!

well if ya want a good country laugh try this song by Cletus T Judd
A parody or this kiss my faith hill called Chrimis

Cledus is HYSTERICALLY FUNNY!!!!!BTW-It's called Christ-Mas

 

[batter]

how about this one...

When we were down to nothin'
Nothin' sure looked good on you.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

M is for the mudflaps on my truck
O is for the oil in my hair
T is for T-Bird
H is for Haggerd (?)
E is for eggs
and
R is for Redneck!

Memory fails again. Need help, but that song just about sums it up.

 

[morninggirl5]

pardon me, you left your tears on the jukebox....