The world according to America

[miles]

.

 

[Mischka]

Dragons?


And you got Yurop wrong. That should read "Obsession with bad American TV actors and No escalators." Please, at least attempt a smidgeon of accuracy.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Don't forget to add that no matter what country they are from, they all speak english fluently. Especially if they are commies.



Gilly Bean

 

[Mischka]

Don't forget to add that no matter what country they are from, they all speak english fluently.

They're not all fluent, Gilly. That's why you have to speak LOUDLY and S-L-O-W-L-Y with some of them, so they can understand.

 

[Dhalgren]

Wow..Miles I needed a map because I couldn't remember how many oceans there are.

Thanx!

 

[Gilly Bean]

-giggles- But.. but.. just ask the movies we americans make of of those commies n those yourapeeins. Every last one of em speaks english, but those accents have to go.

We speak loudly cause they are all are deaf, I tell ya!


Gilly Bean

 

[sexy-girl]

we need you mighty americans to protect us from the commies

 

[Never]

There are places outside of America?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dopey.

Ever since the New Yorker printed that poster about how New Yorkers see the world everyone has come up with their own, less witty version.

 

[ohiobbw]

I personally can not wait to go to "Scotchland"

 

[Never]

Dixon Carter Lee:
"Dopey.

Ever since the New Yorker printed that poster about how New Yorkers see the world everyone has come up with their own, less witty version. "

That's it, you just keep on believing that the New Yorker was the first.

 

[Gilly Bean]

-chuckles-


Gilly Bean

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's it, you just keep on believing that the New Yorker was the first.

The first. And only. It was a classic pop culture creation, which is different from a used again premise.

Columbus was the "First" to discover America, not because his boat landed first, but because his voyage's repercussions endured.

The New Yorker poster is the original. Others are fine, and some very funny, but most vary in degrees of lameness.

 

[Gilly Bean]

uh huh... so what came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The egg, since all life begins as duplicating cells which are, essentially, "eggs". Now would you like to know how much wood a woodchuck chucks?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Since you seem eager to tell, sure, why not?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Woodchucks are animals. They don't chuck wood. Next stupid question. LOL

Don't even get me started on Peter Piper...

 

[Never]

That's not the question though DCL.
It's 'How much wood would a wouldchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'

 

[Pokerman]

How many sea shells did she sell by the sea shore?

 

[Gilly Bean]

I love people who are know it all, and always feel they are the end all to any conversation.

Next question please, stupid.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ah yes, I forgot the "if" part. Well, I think the standard answer is a "chuck", which is an amount as well as an action. Of course, that's only "if" woodchucks could chuck wood, which will happen directly after monkeys fly out of my butt.

 

[shadowsource]

DCL, didn't you hear?

Ah yes, I forgot the "if" part. Well, I think the standard answer is a "chuck", which is an amount as well as an action. Of course, that's only "if" woodchucks could chuck wood, which will happen directly after monkeys fly out of my butt.

Todd's been saying that monkeys fly out of your butt in great numbers to vote Democratic every election day, except in Condit's district, where your monkeys vote for obscure communist front groups.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're just trying to get me to stop ignoring him, I know it! Stop it, or I'm telling!

 

[Mustang Sally]

You know, we Canadians aren't quite as friendly as you Americans think we are. But I can say no more about that without serious consequences!


(There aren't any tv's or escalators in Yorup?)

 

[shadowsource]

Oh YEAH?

You know, we Canadians aren't quite as friendly as you Americans think we are. But I can say no more about that without serious consequences!

I'm going there in two weeks to kick some friendly ass!