The word vagina makes me sick

[Problem Child]

...because I'm watching (listening to) the Vagina Monologues, and I've already heard the word vagina about 400 times.

Yeesh.

Pussy, twat, slit, cunny, cooter, beaver, are all so much better than vagina. Even cunt.

Gimme a cunt over a vagina any day. If my wife ever asks me to eat her vagina, I will divorce her on the spot.

 

[Mr C]

hmmmm, that aint a good sign... ...though I have'nt seen the play, it does sound a little strange.

 

[Zamdrist]

Linda Carter, you know Wonder Woman, is in the show.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Vagina.

 

[AusTess]

Yep,have to agree.

cunt is my word of choice.


But then I'm also partial to cunt as a term of endearment.
Ha.



I kinda dislike the word penis,and if my husband ever says,"Cmere cunt,suck my penis"?




I'll be really torn.

Do i divore or suck?*l*
Tough choice.

I will just mention it's like 4.30in the arvo and i'm half shot.



Why only half,You ask?

Gimme an hour,I'll finish the job.

 

[cymbidia]

The word smegma makes me a little queasy, to be honest.



The Vagina Monologues is a hugely funny show. Mostly. Admittedly, they are certainly a few pathos-oriented parts and one really weird bit, but mostly it's damned funny stuff.

 

[DulceCrema]

I hear cootchie a lot...

 

[Sabineteas]

Vagina

 

[TN_Vixen]

hey PC?

how 'bout if some chicka says..

"com're baby and lick my slit?... My love hole? My slick tunnel? My juicy lucy? My sugar walls? My slimey limey? My pretty poontang?"

heh

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Give me something I can make love to

 

[Zamdrist]

Give me something I can make love to

http://www.daveinc.com/images/rl920-rl921.jpg

There you go! So inviting, so scrumptous, tantalizing!

 

[Siren]

that is some plastic pussay

 

[Cibo]

I suggust you not listen to the Blood Hound Gang CD then...

 

[sch00lteacher]

http://users.erols.com/reptiles/cooter1_small.jpg

How the hell you Yankees figured that cooter would be a good name for a 'vagina' gets by me.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

chatte

 

[CarolineOh]

Gimme a cunt over a vagina any day. If my wife ever asks me to eat her vagina, I will divorce her on the spot.

\

Ok, to make PC happy, let's all get together and rub cunts over vaginas

 

[riff]

A vagina by any other name is still a vagina.
-Willy Wagstaff

 

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

y'know I always found "twat" to be an interesting word

for vagina. I think somewhere sometime some guy looked at it and said.. "Twat's that?"

 

[freescorfr]

Cunt and vagina are not the same thing at all and the vagina is a lot less sensitive than the cunt.

I know because, in Scotland, if you call someone a cunt, you've had it, but if you call then a vagina they look at you as if you're daft.

 

[bored1]

http://users.erols.com/reptiles/cooter1_small.jpg

How the hell you Yankees figured that cooter would be a good name for a 'vagina' gets by me.

Wasnt there a charecter named Cooter on the Ducks of Hazard?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Wasnt there a charecter named Cooter on the Ducks of Hazard?

Yup. He had the wrecker.

A cooter is what you catch to make soup with. Damn good eatin'.

 

[KillerMuffin]

. . . If my wife ever asks me to eat her . . .

You're married????????? All those times I didn't have cyber or phone sex with you and you're married???????? Well just oh my fucking gawd. I am not the other woman. I feel vaguely almost not slimey.

 

[cymbidia]

Oh Muffy, let me hold you... oh i'm so sorry, baby.

Men are such liars, such dogs, just telling us anything but never cybering with us even when they're married. Dogs. Yeh. That's what they are.

 

[Marxist]

Excellent thread.