The Woodchuck Lied!

[TheOlderGuy]

Groundhog Day -- February 2 -- P. Phil, Groundhog Extraordinaire says:

NO! to six more weeks of winter

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Spring Equinox -- March 20 -- winter lingers in the Northeast

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Do the math.

Send your complaints to Brian Williams, NBC News, NY, NY

 

[MidgetClown]

"Don't say that I didn't warn you about global warming."

Wait a minute, I meant to post a picture of Al Gore, not Al Sharpton.

Oh well, it doesn't really matter anyway.

 

[blackleggings]

It's 60 here today. Don't hate me. Or do, but I love it.

 

[Tryharder62]

Heard he's a drinker

 

[Adre]

It's 60 here today. Don't hate me. Or do, but I love it.

I'm not a hater. Plus, it's 70 here.

 

[blackleggings]

I'm not a hater. Plus, it's 70 here.

Well. I get jealous easily, just so you know.

 

[Adre]

Well. I get jealous easily, just so you know.

I don't usually get frowned upon that quickly. Can I rub your back or something?

 

[TranPhun]

I don't usually get frowned upon that quickly. Can I rub your back or something?

Sure you can rub my back.

You can do more if you want to...

 

[blackleggings]

^^^
I get so confused by those pictures.

I don't usually get frowned upon that quickly. Can I rub your back or something?

But my back doesn't hurt. I just like warm weather.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Listen
I'm not a whiny kinda guy
So let's just cut to the chase

I. Want. To lie naked. In my own backyard. Like, tomorrow!

60's and sunny is fine. Seventies even better. 38, damp, and cloudy, not so much.

Nuf said?

 

[islandman]

Listen
I'm not a whiny kinda guy
So let's just cut to the chase

I. Want. To lie naked. In my own backyard. Like, tomorrow!

60's and sunny is fine. Seventies even better. 38, damp, and cloudy, not so much.

Nuf said?

Blame it on global warming.

Or cooling.

Or the fact that you are indeed a whiny guy.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Blame it on global warming.

Or cooling.

Or the fact that you are indeed a whiny guy.

I was hoping you weren't going to notice.

Did you hear--they closed my fucking beach?

 

[islandman]

I was hoping you weren't going to notice.

Did you hear--they closed my fucking beach?

You own your own beach?

 

[JackLuis]

Is he a republican wood chuck?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Is he a republican wood chuck?

I'm totally certain it's Obama's fault. And the damn lame stream media isn't even talking about it.

 

[JackLuis]

I'm totally certain it's Obama's fault. And the damn lame stream media isn't even talking about it.

It's just a shame when you can't trust a wood chuck anymore.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

It's just a shame when you can't trust a wood chuck anymore.

Isn't he more of a turtle?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

You own your own beach?

Maybe he just fucks on it when he chucks a woody! *I made a funny.*

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Woodchuck suicide--at least he had some conscience

 

[WeedSmoke420]

"Don't say that I didn't warn you about global warming."

Wait a minute, I meant to post a picture of Al Gore, not Al Sharpton.

Oh well, it doesn't really matter anyway.

hahah

 

[JackLuis]

Well it rained today and ended the Spring that was making the lawn jump out of the ground.

Time to write.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Happy Spring Equinox

Go out there and tear up some shit