The wonder of it all.

[FlamingoBlue]

As I sit here and read the various posts and replies, I am awestruck by the fact that none of this existed until a short time ago. It seems to me that all of this is just so fantastic. Do any of you feel it? (written while ripping and applying strips of velcro.
DCL must be a mindreader).



[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 07-21-2000 at 07:22 AM]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm still blown away by velcro.

 

[Never]

Yah.
Velcro is kewl.

 

[Lasher]

Hmmm...

I'm kinda ambivalent when it comes to velcro. There's things about it that are pretty amazing, but every time I see a child wearing those shoes with the velcro straps on them - I wonder what's gonna happen to me in a world where kids don't know how to tie their shoes.

 

[Never]

Eh?

Yah.
Tying shoes is kewl.
Velcro sucks.

 

[Endlessly]

Wow.

Porn..

Velcro..



What a time to be alive.

 

[Never]

If only.. if only we could combine the two.
That would be wild man, wild.

 

[Lasher]

Suprisingly enough, you can.....

if only we could combine the two

My wife and I were down at the local porn shop tonite.....

 

[Never]

Velcro porn.

Just sort of blows your mind.

 

[April]

*sigh*

 

[Roland Gilliad]

i am becoming very afraid. this thread is spooking me out and i dont know wether to scream or to run away like Ricard simmons running away from fat people

 

[Endlessly]

April baby, you're sighing on every post I've seen so far. What's wrong?

 

[earnestlover]

Hmmmmm...

Okay..now, what wuz this thread about ?!!!!!??

I wonder why, I wonder how....(Lemon tree)

Replying to the original post.. ithink this technology is fascinating...

 

[Skitten]

I agree with you endlessly porn and velcro totally cool heck what would the world be without the both. lol./

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Porn & Velcro

So.... tell me, how would this work? Would it be velcroed porn or porn-printed velcor (like nudie playing cards, except it is a scene, frame by frame, across the strip of velcro)...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Bit of a problem discussing th eins and outs of velcro isnt it?

Da chef

 

[Never]

Obviously, it would be people dressed in nothing but Velcro. Yah see, the guys were wear the hooked part and the gals the soft, fuzzy part and well.. use your imagination, I'm not the Discovery Channel you know.

 

[Endlessly]

Wouldn't that itch?

 

[Never]

*nods* Yes, but you know what's even worse?
Duck Tape Porn.
You should hear those poor ducks quack when you rip the tape off of them.

 

[Endlessly]

Neverkins, did you notice you're really, really experienced now?

To celebrate, I think we should start a camplaign against duck tape porn.. Someone call PeTA!

 

[Thumper]

Velcro shoes

Just try counting all the Velcro shoes at a truckstop sometime. Truck drivers gotta be the most cluless individuals when it comes to appearance...and I think it is also due to the fact that most of'em use the velcro shoes 'cause they can't bend over to tie laces.(moi is excluded from this group, I drive trucks but I am NOT a truckdriver, there is a difference)

Just a little tip...don't wear pants with a velcro fly to porno theater....Pee Wee Herman...very embarassing...